Massachusetts had a lot of them up until last year or this year.

Like Adultery (3 years in jail or $500 in fines), blasphemy of God ((1 year in jail or a $300 fine)about as Blue Law as you can get!), spitting on the sidewalk, getting a tatoo from someone who isn't a doctor, the Communist Party being subversive, and "acting in a suspicious manner around any steamboat landing, railroad depot, or any electric railway station" were/are criminal offenses. /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

gracious! think about the poor fellow who was acting in a suspicious manner while waiting to meet his mistress near the steamboat landing, slipped and said 'oh God!' then choked and spit after getting inked at the Commie Party Subversive Tattoo Parlor!!

1.) Toads can be trippy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P.....ctive_toad

2.) What set of circumstances led to the first guy to try licking a toad in the first place?

"Hey Zeke."

"Yeah Jeb?"

"See that toad there?"

"Ee-yep."

"I'll give ya a nickel to lick it."

"Make it a dime."

"Ok."

:::slurrrrp:::

Sorry, but I just have to bring you a few of California's (and California cities) dumbest laws ...

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Humans are animals right?

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

"MONKETTTTTTTE, CALL ORBITZ!!!CANCEL THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY WHALE WATCHING TRIP W/HIGH POWERED SNIPER RIFLE...."

Women may not drive in a house coat.

How on earth do you fit in a car wearing a house?

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

any response I might come up w/has been trumped by other responses above!

It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Awww c'mon, have you actually SEEN some of these mini golf courses...there's a couple around here that I think Greg Norman helped engineer....jimminy crickets. Well just as long as they don't close down the 19th hole.

Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

Could someone please explain where one could get some of this just for academic curiousity of course, possibly the Kitty Dukakis booze in a pinch store?

It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.

Now this one I get, nothing kills my buzz worse then someone tooting their own horn now if we can just get them from playing stairway to heaven on the horn, we're in!

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

This has GOT to be a Berkeley thing, flaming liberals...lol

Toads may not be licked.

What about w/their consent? How on earth are we ever going to find all these missing princes?

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.

So much for the church sponsored dog fighting rings to raise money for charity....j/k I can't prove that

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Excellent, I can't wait to inform my boss about this at our closed door meeting on Monday.

Sorry, I got sidetracked! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

As always proud to be a Californian...my saving grace is that I'm a transplant.

Uh....huh. I may be sleeping with one eye open from here on out....

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If the strap is wider than 2 inches, can she still legally consent with a gag ball in her mouth?

California just sounds like too much fun. No wonder nobody can afford to live there.

According to the Marina Del Ray chapter of ball gags anonymous. The noise produced by the 'gagged'

when using the illegal strap is more than worth the jail time that the offense will generate. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

California just sounds like too much fun. No wonder nobody can afford to live there.

Yes, I found the thinner, the better.

Thank you California!

You all know I'm just kidding right. MK wears the pants in this family. /ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

Sithy, why, I never! .........But obviously I could if I moved to California!

Sounds like a fun state and to think people make fun of the Squid Billies!

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Sorry, but I just have to bring you a few of California's (and California cities) dumbest laws ...

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Toads may not be licked.

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Sorry, I got sidetracked! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Yes, I found the thinner, the better.

Thank you California!

You all know I'm just kidding right. MK wears the pants in this family. /ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

Oh Duckie you are a God send . It just so happens that I do need

just that! I'll shoot the pics this weekend get them to you if your

boss doesn't mind? /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

No problem, don't mind at all.

If you need Hebrew translated, let me know, my boss can read it.

Oh Duckie you are a God send . It just so happens that I do need

just that! I'll shoot the pics this weekend get them to you if your

boss doesn't mind? /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

When I get back on the island Tuesday I'm gonna go to the Island Museum

and see if they have any more info on him. The only drawback is that I don't read

Dutch or Hebrew.

If you need Hebrew translated, let me know, my boss can read it.

That's ok, when I was stationed in South Dakota, one was on the books that it is alright to shoot Native Americans, so long as there were three or more in a group. Because that means that they are a scalp hunting party.

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