Explore the Unexplained
Want a 12-Month Digital Subscription to Paranormal Underground Magazine? Click here & save more than 15%!
Topic RSS
Offline
Massachusetts had a lot of them up until last year or this year.
Like Adultery (3 years in jail or $500 in fines), blasphemy of God ((1 year in jail or a $300 fine)about as Blue Law as you can get!), spitting on the sidewalk, getting a tatoo from someone who isn't a doctor, the Communist Party being subversive, and "acting in a suspicious manner around any steamboat landing, railroad depot, or any electric railway station" were/are criminal offenses.
/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
well as someone who grew up in Mass, trust me the only Blue Law people
cared about was the one that kept the packie closed on Sunday /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
obviously there are lots of crazy laws on the books everywhere,
but in general we're pretty open minded here in New England,
5 of the 6 New England states have legalized Gay Marriage
(only Rhode Island hasn't). and i'm now a Granite Stater,
the Live Free or Die state. we dont like to be told what to
do by the government here /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> heck we're the only state in
the nation with no seat belt law for adults because d*mn it
the government wont dictate safety to us! (please note my
sarcasm as i believe seat belt laws are very wise)
Offline
Sorry, but I just have to bring you a few of California's (and California cities) dumbest laws …
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Sorry, I got sidetracked! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
Offline
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Woo hoo….I'm movin' to California!
Offline
Woo hoo….I'm movin' to California!
hahahaha!
Yeah, that's so thoughtful of them!
Offline
That's ok, when I was stationed in South Dakota, one was on the books that it is alright to shoot Native Americans, so long as there were three or more in a group. Because that means that they are a scalp hunting party.
Offline
That's ok, when I was stationed in South Dakota, one was on the books that it is alright to shoot Native Americans, so long as there were three or more in a group. Because that means that they are a scalp hunting party.
/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
When I get back on the island Tuesday I'm gonna go to the Island Museum
and see if they have any more info on him. The only drawback is that I don't read
Dutch or Hebrew.
If you need Hebrew translated, let me know, my boss can read it.
Offline
If you need Hebrew translated, let me know, my boss can read it.
Oh Duckie you are a God send . It just so happens that I do need
just that! I'll shoot the pics this weekend get them to you if your
boss doesn't mind? /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
Oh Duckie you are a God send . It just so happens that I do need
just that! I'll shoot the pics this weekend get them to you if your
boss doesn't mind?
/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />
No problem, don't mind at all.
Offline
Sorry, but I just have to bring you a few of California's (and California cities) dumbest laws …
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Sorry, I got sidetracked!
/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />
Yes, I found the thinner, the better.
Thank you California!
You all know I'm just kidding right. MK wears the pants in this family. /ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />
Offline
Yes, I found the thinner, the better.
Thank you California!
You all know I'm just kidding right. MK wears the pants in this family.
/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />
Sithy, why, I never! ………But obviously I could if I moved to California!
Sounds like a fun state and to think people make fun of the Squid Billies!
/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />
/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
If the strap is wider than 2 inches, can she still legally consent with a gag ball in her mouth?
California just sounds like too much fun. No wonder nobody can afford to live there.
Offline
If the strap is wider than 2 inches, can she still legally consent with a gag ball in her mouth?
California just sounds like too much fun. No wonder nobody can afford to live there.
According to the Marina Del Ray chapter of ball gags anonymous. The noise produced by the 'gagged'
when using the illegal strap is more than worth the jail time that the offense will generate. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
You boys scare me. LOL
Offline
Uh….huh. I may be sleeping with one eye open from here on out….
/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
Uh….huh. I may be sleeping with one eye open from here on out….
/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
Offline
Sorry, but I just have to bring you a few of California's (and California cities) dumbest laws …
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Humans are animals right?
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
"MONKETTTTTTTE, CALL ORBITZ!!!CANCEL THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY WHALE WATCHING TRIP W/HIGH POWERED SNIPER RIFLE…."
Women may not drive in a house coat.
How on earth do you fit in a car wearing a house?
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
any response I might come up w/has been trumped by other responses above!
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Awww c'mon, have you actually SEEN some of these mini golf courses…there's a couple around here that I think Greg Norman helped engineer….jimminy crickets. Well just as long as they don't close down the 19th hole.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Could someone please explain where one could get some of this just for academic curiousity of course, possibly the Kitty Dukakis booze in a pinch store?
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Now this one I get, nothing kills my buzz worse then someone tooting their own horn now if we can just get them from playing stairway to heaven on the horn, we're in!
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
This has GOT to be a Berkeley thing, flaming liberals…lol
Toads may not be licked.
What about w/their consent? How on earth are we ever going to find all these missing princes?
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
So much for the church sponsored dog fighting rings to raise money for charity….j/k I can't prove that
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Excellent, I can't wait to inform my boss about this at our closed door meeting on Monday.
Sorry, I got sidetracked!
/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
As always proud to be a Californian…my saving grace is that I'm a transplant.
The Best Radio On Radio
SirusXm
Offline
Two things:
1.) Toads can be trippy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P…..ctive_toad
2.) What set of circumstances led to the first guy to try licking a toad in the first place?
"Hey Zeke."
"Yeah Jeb?"
"See that toad there?"
"Ee-yep."
"I'll give ya a nickel to lick it."
"Make it a dime."
"Ok."
:::slurrrrp:::
Offline
Massachusetts had a lot of them up until last year or this year.
Like Adultery (3 years in jail or $500 in fines), blasphemy of God ((1 year in jail or a $300 fine)about as Blue Law as you can get!), spitting on the sidewalk, getting a tatoo from someone who isn't a doctor, the Communist Party being subversive, and "acting in a suspicious manner around any steamboat landing, railroad depot, or any electric railway station" were/are criminal offenses.
/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />
gracious! think about the poor fellow who was acting in a suspicious manner while waiting to meet his mistress near the steamboat landing, slipped and said 'oh God!' then choked and spit after getting inked at the Commie Party Subversive Tattoo Parlor!!
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Most Users Ever Online: 151
Currently Online:
9 Guest(s)
Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
norcalmonkey: 24961
HeidiAnn67: 15116
wrightghost: 8521
duckie7694: 5868
movieman1500: 3314
milomilford: 2589
pooperdooper: 2049
sympathyforthedevil: 1912
BornAware: 1741
ediaz65: 1447
Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 3
Members: 2944
Moderators: 3
Admins: 3
Forum Stats:
Groups: 14
Forums: 47
Topics: 1886
Posts: 104920
Newest Members: Esserszw, bremxazl, eleshyendutle, oprscesr, jtr194113, purswellcaracciolo346, Johnsrudcraig@yahoo.com, Enverrera
Moderators: NoWhammies (3983), almosthunted (1138), RyanNREMTP (7427)
Administrators: admin (0), MysticalKnight (5526), sithy (1330)
Paranormal Forum - Paranormal Underground