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nypdretired
July 23...Meatloaf in concert...and I will be there. Should I have a meatloaf sandwich before hand?
Yesterday, 06:09 PM
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Norcalmonkey
....so this afternoon we learned a reggae version of 'Ring of Fire'.....
Apr 24 2012 06:55 AM
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Norcalmonkey
but Johnny Cash's wife got sick and he couldn't come to the concert and play with us...
Apr 25 2012 07:26 PM -
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Persephone
Its always a possibility or unpossibility.
Or as the doorknob said in Alice and Wonderland: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. ;-)
Apr 17 2012 07:45 AM -
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Persephone
Ah but anger if used right can help people. I do not dismiss anger, it is apart of who we are so lets not deny the emotion. Lets also recognize the danger of it as well, but then any emotion can be used in a wrong way right?
Apr 15 2012 01:47 PM
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Norcalmonkey
speaking of hemmorrhoids, was watching storage wars last weekend and these two good ole boys bought a space that had a miniature Tesla coil in it, the one guy thought it was a metal 'roid ring cushion to sit on. When he was shown what it really was, he had arguably one of the funniest lines i've heard recently..."What man takes a perfectly good hemmorroid cushion and makes lightning bolts come out of it?"
Apr 05 2012 08:03 AM -
nypdretired
LOL...well a lightning bolt would take care of any hemmroids so I guess Tesla knew what he was doing.
Apr 05 2012 02:16 PM
almosthunted
I'm wondering who stole my winter and spring...if you have them, please return them. No Questions asked.
Mar 20 2012 01:02 PM
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nypdretired
The Europeans stole it. They've had the worst winter there in years.
Mar 21 2012 05:17 AM
MysticalKnight
Listen to Paranormal Underground Radio every Thursday at www.ztalkradio.com!
Mar 15 2012 02:48 PM
Ash Williams
It's the zombie apocalypse! The last person you pm'd on here is your partner, the nearest object to your left is your weapon, and you have a lifetime supply of the last thing you ate. How will you do, meatbags?
Feb 26 2012 04:32 PM
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sithy
Nightwatcher was the last person I PM'd, I hope he's good with a gun because all I have as a weapon is a folded paper towel. I also have a lifetime supply of Chili Cheese Fritos. Yum!
Mar 07 2012 05:02 PM -
nypdretired
I hope the zombies didn't get Ash...haven't see him since he posted this....
Mar 15 2012 03:13 PM -
almosthunted
I've got norcalmonkey, an ashtray and a lifetime supply of PEANUT BUTTER! Yep...we'll survive!
Mar 20 2012 01:00 PM
