Scalar theory, according to the Jyb. Or at least it has potential.

here you go…just for you:

The awkward high school years

The even more awkward grade school years (blue skirt, white blouse in the back) before braces

Happy?

Holy carp! Perhaps more!

That wasn't enough awkwardness for you? Good Lord – it was enough for me!

Awkward can be fun. A few weeks ago I was having a conversation at work, the subject, plastic surgery. Very marginally involved in the entertainment industry, we were discussing which movie star had what work done. Involved in the discussion was an attractive young woman whom I was certain had . . . augmented herself. She knew that I was aware of the fact and shifted nervously, but didn't recuse herself. When the subject of augmentation came up, I suggested that we had work to do.

I am not always a cad.

Hooray for you…rescuing the feelings of that woman.

I sense irony here. If not, I was just exhibiting the inate morality we all have as to the feelings in brotherhood with others.