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        	<title>GhostBreakers on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I heard this in church one day, it makes sense, and i often think of&#34;it when &#34;certain&#34; religious groups declare it a sin to use modern medicine. &#34;If god wants me to die, I will die. &#34; is the stupidest thing I&#39;ve ever heard.</p>
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	<span style="font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><strong>I beleive you are absolutely correct.</strong></span></span></p>
<p>	 &#34;If GOD wanted you to die.&#34;</p>
<p>	 &#34;He would Kill you.&#34; Not let you die.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:52:36 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>Zaxxon on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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<p>	Wow. So if I whack at a bees next with a baseball bat and they fly out and sting me, does it mean I am lacking in faith???  <img class="sfimageleft" />/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /></p>
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	Probably. You&#39;d have to ask them.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:38:07 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>NoWhammies on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Near where I grew up, it was grabbing a bunch of snakes and if they bit you and you died, then you didn&#39;t have enough faith.</p>
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<p>	Wow. So if I whack at a bees next with a baseball bat and they fly out and sting me, does it mean I am lacking in faith???  <img class="sfimageleft" />/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /></p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:05:05 -0700</pubDate>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Near where I grew up, it was grabbing a bunch of snakes and if they bit you and you died, then you didn&#39;t have enough faith.</p>
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	A dualist may claim here your lack of faith doomed you.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 02:31:58 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>Zaxxon on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I heard this in church one day, it makes sense, and i often think of&#34;it when &#34;certain&#34; religious groups declare it a sin to use modern medicine. &#34;If god wants me to die, I will die. &#34; is the stupidest thing I&#39;ve ever heard.</p>
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	Near where I grew up, it was grabbing a bunch of snakes and if they bit you and you died, then you didn&#39;t have enough faith.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:21:30 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>cowbud on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<p>I heard this in church one day, it makes sense, and i often think of&#34;it when &#34;certain&#34; religious groups declare it a sin to use modern medicine. &#34;If god wants me to die, I will die. &#34; is the stupidest thing I&#39;ve ever heard.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:00:24 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>NoWhammies on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<p>I actually tell this story occasionally, too.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:29:27 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>Spiritedgirl on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<p>I love this one. I use this story quite a bit when it becomes clear, yet again, that common sense isn&#39;t so common&#33;</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:08:57 -0700</pubDate>
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        	<title>GhostBreakers on If you ask for help be ready to recognize it when it comes.</title>
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        	        	<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px;">I see a lot of people asking for help for many things yet seem picky as to the help they accept.  I sometimes tell this story when I run across people who say they will leave everything up to GOD and his will.</span></strong></p>
<p>	   <span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"> During a particularly heavy storm a small town began to flood. John, a quite religious man, sat on his porch watching the water rise as his neighbors fled. One neighbor yelled at John to leave, but John refused.</span></p>
<p>	    John said that, he had prayed to God and he would be saved. The neighbor continued on.</p>
<p>	    As the water rose a Firetruck came by and asked John to leave. John&#39;s response.</p>
<p>	    &#34;God will save me&#33;&#34;</p>
<p>	    A few minutes later the water was already several feet and wetting John&#39;s shoes as he sat on his porch. Two men came by in a boat and told John to join them and leave. John&#39;s response...</p>
<p>	    &#34;God will save me&#33;&#34;</p>
<p>	    Well the water rose quickly washing away everything. John was forced to his roof as the water was at his feet and the house shook. A helicopter came and pleaded with John to leave. His response was the same. &#34;God will save me&#33;&#34;</p>
<p>	    The water rose well above the roof and washed John&#39;s house away and he drowned&#33;</p>
<p>	    For the good life John lead, he went to Heaven. Upon getting to Heaven John was greeted by God. He asked if John had any questions and John said &#34;YES, Only one&#34;&#33;</p>
<p>	    Why didn&#39;t you save me God? The Lord gave John a puzzling look with a smile and said, </p>
<p>	&#34;I sent you a Firetruck, Boat and Helicopter&#34;.</p>
<p>	This story is not intended to make light of any situation but to put things in perspective so everyone can understand it. Hope you enjoyed the little story.</p>
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        	        	<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:21:42 -0700</pubDate>
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