Sadly, 'tis true. You're just upset because you KNOW you're next in line to scrub toilets.

I know….but we've been together for so long. You know I wish you the best, and I'm always here if you need anything….and with that said, can I have your toilet brush?

They don't let me use a toilet brush….

That's….what I thought. Well, guess I better start letting my hair grow, it'll make the swirly factor a little easier…. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Keep the bangs trimmed short to get the rim under the seat. Trust me on this.

Thanks for the tip….I knew I could count on you…By the way, does does his and her Royal Highness still reguire the porcelean to be "polished"? /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

What do you think? Duh!

…and warmed.

You know…I am still undergoing regression therapy from the last time I had to do this, and they tell me that the memories are so deeply suppressed that they may never come out. All I know is I continue to have nightmares that I can't remember, always waking up with a sore tongue and an unaccoutable fear of furry animals…..guess I better dust the kneepads off and get busy…. /huh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

Good luck JD, no wonder Whammies is leaving! Sounds like indentured servitude to me! /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

**ahem**

The toilets are starting to smell!

JD, I think you're up to bat. Good luck! We'll all be supporting you from WAY back here. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

Don't forget to warm the seat!