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OfflineWhats the storyline on what happened to bill?
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Bill was kidnapped by a group of werewolves under the authority of the King of Mississippi. The King is "hosting" Bill and is courting him to gather some dirt on the Queen of Louisiana to force him to marry him so that he can accumulate more power and wealth. He's offered him the position of Sheriff of Mississippi Area 2 in exchange for his cooperation. He's also brought along Bill's maker, Lorena, and has threaten Sookie to get Bill "in line".
MM, if you want, I can send you an episode synopsis for the first two. I write them up for GettysburgLady and pm them to her here at PUG. It would be as simple as adding your name to the send to line…not a problem.
Let me know.
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Offline***********************************SPOILER ALERT**********************************************
Bill was kidnapped by a group of werewolves under the authority of the King of Mississippi. The King is "hosting" Bill and is courting him to gather some dirt on the Queen of Louisiana to force him to marry him so that he can accumulate more power and wealth. He's offered him the position of Sheriff of Mississippi Area 2 in exchange for his cooperation. He's also brought along Bill's maker, Lorena, and has threaten Sookie to get Bill "in line".
MM, if you want, I can send you an episode synopsis for the first two. I write them up for GettysburgLady and pm them to her here at PUG. It would be as simple as adding your name to the send to line…not a problem.
Let me know.
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OfflineFavorite quotes from episode 3 "It hurts me too"
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is…
Jason: Drunk?
Eric [after killing a werewolf]: I got your rug all wet.
Eric [to Lafayette]: I always thought you were more ambitious then second hand furniture and moth eaten kaftans.
Jason [to Hoyt]: Everyone knows the trial questions aren't on the test
While talking to Hoyt, Jason tells them that there are only two kinds of people then enumerates the THREE kinds and labeling himself as being in the third category.
Pam [to the new waitress while about to reengage in some adult behavior]: Now where was I? Oh I know, lay back honey and think of Estonia.
Russell [to his boyfriend after putting out Lorena using an expensive antique rug...] God Lord it's like Armageddon around here when someone chips a desert dish!
Russell [looking at Lorena's smoldering burnt head] I guess it would be time to let cooler heads prevail.
I'm sure there's a ton I'm missing….but those are the ones that made me chuckle
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OfflineFavorite quotes from episode 3 "It hurts me too"
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is…
Jason: Drunk?
Eric [after killing a werewolf]: I got your rug all wet.
Eric [to Lafayette]: I always thought you were more ambitious then second hand furniture and moth eaten kaftans.
Jason [to Hoyt]: Everyone knows the trial questions aren't on the test
While talking to Hoyt, Jason tells them that there are only two kinds of people then enumerates the THREE kinds and labeling himself as being in the third category.
Pam [to the new waitress while about to reengage in some adult behavior]: Now where was I? Oh I know, lay back honey and think of Estonia.
Russell [to his boyfriend after putting out Lorena using an expensive antique rug...] God Lord it's like Armageddon around here when someone chips a desert dish!
Russell [looking at Lorena's smoldering burnt head] I guess it would be time to let cooler heads prevail.
I'm sure there's a ton I'm missing….but those are the ones that made me chuckle
I like when you do the quotes.
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I have to wait two weeks, this was not in the contract. /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />
OfflineI like when you do the quotes.
That ending was really twisted, in more ways than one.
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I have to wait two weeks, this was not in the contract.
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I have a web site that I go to that features the latest qoutes but have been disappointed as they miss some really good ones…so I've usually watched the episodes a couple of times…i get them down pretty good. Yeah 2 weeks till some… dare i say….fresh blood. They'll be replaying the third season though which will give me a chance to redo the season as I had a vhs malfunction…dang it all. I'm disappointed that once again they don't have a play all feature for the episodes on the dvds….yes I'm a geek that way, I vhs the episodes when they come out but then buy the DVDs when they're released.
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OfflineI have a web site that I go to that features the latest qoutes but have been disappointed as they miss some really good ones…so I've usually watched the episodes a couple of times…i get them down pretty good. Yeah 2 weeks till some… dare i say….fresh blood. They'll be replaying the third season though which will give me a chance to redo the season as I had a vhs malfunction…dang it all. I'm disappointed that once again they don't have a play all feature for the episodes on the dvds.…yes I'm a geek that way, I vhs the episodes when they come out but then buy the DVDs when they're released.
Yeah me too, its nice to be able to settle in and watch the whole dvd w/out having to push a bunch of buttons. I finished season 2 last week just in time for the free HRO but that ended monday but I got to watch all 3 season3 epis, the next free one should be around sept.
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OfflineQoutes from 9 Crimes….season 3 episode 4
Franklin: If there's one thing I miss more than sunshine, it is good fruit.
Eric [to Lafayette after saving him from a serious beating from a group of hillbillies]: Let's go, RuPaul
Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a f&%#in' winning name
Sookie: I wanna look like I can kick some serious @$$. Which I can
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Alcide: No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.
Sookie: But I don't have a nut sack…
Sort of a thin night for qoutes…perhaps I'll find more when I watch it again tomorrow…
I have to continue to point out that Sam family angle is sooooo uninteresting, I hope it's done soon. Waste of time.
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OfflineMemorable quotes from episode 5 "trouble"
Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
Mr. Northman: You can't live your life between a woman's legs.
Eric: I can try.
Talbot: You and your dusky love beast are at odds with my decor.
Franklin: No one cares what you think about anything. Shut up!
Talbot: Oh Eric there's never anything "new" going on (he's referring to sex), just new people!
Franklin: (to Tara referring to Talbot) You don't need to speak to the cleaning lady…
Russell: A King in front of them, a Queen behind them – and they're talking about a human girl.
Talbot: Men.
Sookie: Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.
Russell (to Franklin): You are a huge freak….but I do love your work!
Franklin: We love each other
Talbot: Is that why she's in restraints?
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Offlinefor the first time in awhile no really memorable quotes that stand out…maybe when transferring the episode I'll unearth a couple, but as for right now…not so much
Yeah, nothing memorable for quotes, I noticed that in the episodes Alan Ball writes.
Alexander Woo writes my favorite memorable lines. I love his epi's.
I'm getting a thing for Franklin, love his strangeness! He is too quirky for words.
OfflineQoutes from episode 7 "Hit the Ground"
Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?
Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.
Sam (to Joe Lee Mickens): You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.
Summer: I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.
Jason: I didn't think I was smart enough to get depressed.
Jason to Hoyt: "And also, do you think she's named after the champagne, cuz I'm thinkin' she was."
Hoyt to Jason: "J, she's from Hot Shot. She's probably named after that drug that keeps the town afloat. I'm also betting 100 to 1 that her middle name is 'Meth'"
Russell to Eric: "Love the place. Love your vibe. We must talk franchising later."
Eric: "Well, I certainly wasn't expecting that."
Magister: I had one of my minions pick these up at Tiffany's
Pam: How did you know I was a Tiffany's girl?
Magister: Most women are, the ones that aren't, just don't know they are…(reveals a pair of earrings to Pam who is chained down to a table)..these are sterling silver.
Pam: Excellent, they'll match my chains
Magister: mhhmmm, oh now that I'm seeing you, your ears are already pierced, would you object if I pierced your eyelids?
Pam: Not at all.
Sophie Anne (to Hadley): Hadley my dear I hate for you to see me like this (Russell and Eric have placed her in an over sized bird cage made of silver in her pool room).
Jason to Hoyt: That's genius Hoyt! Being your roommate isn't going to $uck forever after all.
Debbi Platt: What is that? A Vampire burrito for me?
Sophie Anne: Could we move this along? my feet are getting cold.
Jason: Lafayette, I really need your help
Lafayette: The last time you came at me like this, you wanted "V"
Jason: No, those days are behind me, got any Meth?
Lafayette: I don't have any Meth and if I did I wouldn't sell it to you
Jason: It's not for me, it's for some guy in lockdown and I need it to get some information
Lafayette: What ??
Jason: Look man, I'm in love!!!
Lafayette: with the guy in jail?
Jason: No w/his cousin!
Jason: Hoyt, your christian and that ain't cool to judge people!
Andy: STACKHOUSE! What are you doing back here?
Jason: ummmmm just sweepin' up
Andy: Sweeping huh? Then where's your broom?
Jason: Good point!
Those are the ones that really stick out for me…i'll look for others when I watch the episode again later on…there was a good one from last week that I missed…
Sophie Anne: You can't do that! I'm a Queen!!
Russell: A Queen? Darling, I've known some of the greatest queens in history and you, my dear, are NO QUEEN!
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OfflineAnother great episode of True Blood and let's not forget that there are only 12 – 13 episodes per season, next one is #9!!!
Here are the best quotes:
Episode 8: "Night on the Sun"
Talbot: Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie b!tch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you.
Bill [to Russell]: You are over 3000 years old, yet you hide behind bodyguards and werewolves and you pick on baby vampires….are you a coward, or are you just lazy?
Russell: Poor Talbot. Are your diamond slippers chafing?
Jason: You got no right being in my head. That's… trespassing.
Debbie: She's a c**t.
Russell: But she's a special c**t.
Eric: I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.
Jason: Sook, say something. You brain damaged?
Jason [to Chrystal]: Man, what is that? You hungry or got gas?
Arlene: That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.
Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?
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OfflineEpisode 9: "Everything Is Broken" memorable quotes….
Russell: We will eat you, after we eat your children. Now time for the weather… Tiffany?
Sookie: Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Sookie: I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, keeping a file on the woman you love is… creepy.
(Crystal lied to her fiance that Jason had kidnapped and raped her)
Jason: Could you not make me a rapist?
Crystal: I'm sorry!
These are the ones that really stand out, but after review, I'm sure there are others I will discover!
Eric (while talking to the Authority): F&*K THE AUTHORITY, Russell Edginton's words, verbatim.
Nan Flanigan: …your shrieking bar maid that's been glamored so many times she doesn't remember her own last name….
Andy: (after taking a swig of coffee and making a pained faced) I've got an ulcer so big that pretty soon coffee will come out of my belly button…
Jason: Is that possible?
I'm halfway through the review…possibly more later.
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OfflineSeason 3 Episode 10: "I Smell A Rat"
Jessica: Hoyt, I love you, too. Now drink my blood.
Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah… vampire emergency. Blah.
Eric: If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
Jessica: We get it. You don't like vampires. Well, I don't like narrow-minded skinny b!tches with bad dye jobs.
Sookie: I'm a fairy? How f**kin lame!
That's the ones I have right now…I'm sure when I check it out again, I'll have a few more!
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