There are many. My car keys come to mind. Trying to do several things at once, one thing in one hand, another thing in the other hand.

I have dropped my car keys, in one of those big red mail boxes at the post office!

Just stood there shaking my head, looking at the mail in my other hand.

A few years back, I wanted to get my table refinished. It's not an old piece, but needed to get the poly resprayed.

It's a lovely hunk of Birdseye Maple by Century Furniture. I love it, it's timeless.

My ovens self clean, but tidy up spills with oven spray.

Table comes home looks beautiful, I was cleaning spills in my oven. Doing some dusting also. Had the oven cleaner and the Pledge out.

Yup, I cleaned the table with oven cleaner. I destoyed the table.

Called my refinisher, scheduled another refinish and a spay.

Threw out my oven cleaner, and cried a little! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Listened to my husband say for weeks, " That table was 1200 dollars to get refinished, what were you thinking".

I kept answering, Duh, I wasn't!

Oh no! hahahaha

Alright, you all have inspired me to go ahead and post a few things … Stupid things I've done …

"Where are my sunglasses?"

**looks around frantically for 20 minutes for sunglasses**

My son walks in the room. "Your sunglasses are on your head, mom."

Locked myself out of my car while the car was still running.

Locked myself out of house with only towel on … long story. Ask Sithy and RT; they heard the entire horrible incident. LOL!

Don't ask me about my home loan. One of the stupidest things I've ever done!

OK, I think I'll stop here before I start crying. /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />