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I hope I didn't go too far with my last post.
Nah….the legs were younger then.
Nah….the legs were younger then.
And I am certain they are as fine now as they were then.
Sayin'.
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Stupidest thing ever done……Hmmmm.
Aside from the ex wives, I'd have to say that, since
learning to wear "The Ribbons of Shame" on the
inside, I can't recall not even one of my top 100.
Evidence still exists though and therein lies the rub!
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You know what – I just came up with the stupidest thing I've ever done, hands down.
I dropped out of college to get married.
Yep. That's the one.
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As my life isn't quite over (as far as I know) it's too early to tell. But dumbest thing today was letting a woman get in front of me at the grocery store who only had one item to my 7 or 8. Trying to be nice I let her get in front of me and she proceeded to get into a huge fight w/the cashier over the price of the item she was buying. Apparently, it was not the advertised sale item, but the same brand name and after finally getting that straight, she tried to pay w/a check that wouldn't go through. 20 minutes later, they started ringing my stuff up.
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Well, if that isn't a loaded question, I don't know what is.
Stupidest thing I've done….date a guy 25 yrs older than me for 7 years, let him live in my house without a job for 4 of those 5 years, and then feel guilty about breaking up with him. Yeah. That was dumb. There are a lot of dumb things I've done associated with that relationship and the breakup of it.
Other dumb things are rampant in my life too. But I won't get into them here..lol
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Moonlight body surfing on Cocoa Beach, right in front of a crowded bar, in my birthday suit, after well more than a dozen Kamikazes.
Here's another one.
I never answer the phone at home; with from 3 to 5 women living with me, depending, the odds that the call would be for me seem remote. Plus I just hate the phone. The other evening I was home alone on my laptop, writing. The phone rang and it annoyed me so I answered it. Of course it was a telemarketer, a male, and for kicks, I asked him what he was wearing.
His reply was something along the lines of "Why do you ask, big boy?"
I tossed the cordless on the couch and took a long walk.
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Here's another one.
I never answer the phone at home; with from 3 to 5 women living with me, depending, the odds that the call would be for me seem remote. Plus I just hate the phone. The other evening I was home alone on my laptop, writing. The phone rang and it annoyed me so I answered it. Of course it was a telemarketer, a male, and for kicks, I asked him what he was wearing.
His reply was something along the lines of "Why do you ask, big boy?"
I tossed the cordless on the couch and took a long walk.
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During my bachelor party way back when, after the 20th shot of Jack Daniels (at least that) I wandered into the kitchen of the establishment where we were at. I was allowed back there because the employees thought I was a health inspector. I then proceeded to pee in one of the kitchen sinks, and I'm sure it was at that moment, they realized that I was not the health inspector. I have no memory of this event, and it was told to me by my "best man" the next day, so legally I can dispute it as heresay.
During my bachelor party way back when, after the 20th shot of Jack Daniels (at least that) I wandered into the kitchen of the establishment where we were at. I was allowed back there because the employees thought I was a health inspector. I then proceeded to pee in one of the kitchen sinks, and I'm sure it was at that moment, they realized that I was not the health inspector. I have no memory of this event, and it was told to me by my "best man" the next day, so legally I can dispute it as heresay.
When a man sees a drain, it equals urinal, thus . . .
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When a man sees a drain, it equals urinal, thus . . .
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As I mentioned, I do not remember the incident. However, several months later, I returned to the establishment with my new bride and recieved the strangest looks from the waiters and staff…….
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A parable.
Dawkins wife: "Does this skirt make my butt look big?"
Long pause . . . "Don't be silly baby!"
A parable.
Dawkins wife: "Does this skirt make my butt look big?"
Long pause . . . "Don't be silly baby!"
The pause is the stupid part.
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The pause is the stupid part.
/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> It was a trap anyway.
/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> It was a trap anyway.
Can you guys stop doing that.
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