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OfflineLast Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary Hillary Clinton, and I got one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"
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OfflineLast Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary Hillary Clinton, and I got one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"
Doh!
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OfflineAnd what's with the word chum? On the one hand it means a close friend and on the other hand it means chopped animal matter thrown overboard to attract fish.
Basically in our old New Jersey street lingo books it would basically mean that even close friends can become fish bait if they don't pay their "bills".
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