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This is a totally random post……..
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years
teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he
never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief,
'This is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and
grunts,'Tree.' The Priest is pleased with the
response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock
and says, 'This is a rock.' Hearing this, the chief looks
and grunts, 'Rock.' The Priest was really getting
enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in
the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is
really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'
The chief looks at the couple
briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes
ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that
way?
The chief replied, 'My bike.'
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This is a totally random post……..
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was
leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years
teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he
never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief,
'This is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and
grunts,'Tree.' The Priest is pleased with the
response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock
and says, 'This is a rock.' Hearing this, the chief looks
and grunts, 'Rock.' The Priest was really getting
enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in
the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is
really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'
The chief looks at the couple
briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes
ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that
way?
The chief replied, 'My bike.'
HA!
We have two repairmen coming to the house today – so I'm stuck here waiting.
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Did I mock the box and forget about it?
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I'm glad that we have gravity. If we didn't, when birds died, they would just stay up there.
Hunters would be all confused. /huh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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Watch out where the huskies go-
And please don't eat that yellow snow!
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Watch out where the huskies go-
And please don't eat that yellow snow!
and what ever you do never forget…
the crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe…
i totally enjoy broadway the hardway and the best band you never heard in your life!!!
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Honey Mustard
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It's raining. Go figure.
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How can you work your a$$ off around your house and yard and still have a list a MILE long? /angry.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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How can you work your a$$ off around your house and yard and still have a list a MILE long?
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Parallel universe? A rift in the time space continuum? Alien abduction…memory altered….
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If one of the definitions of 'bunk' is nonsense or humbug, when you 'de-bunk' something, does that mean you are validating it? I think of that every time I hear someone say 'debunk'. Say it often enough and it starts to be meaningless….debunk, debunk, debunk, debunk,……almost sounds like a rock rolling down a staircase. I'm bored. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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There were three of them. I went back and checked. Three. Sure, they were messed up and it was hard to be certain, but I counted the parts, and there were just enough parts for three of them. Don't believe me? Then you sort through the mess yourself.
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I went to a tower records years ago to pick up the brand new (at the time) Steely Dan cd "Two against nature" the day it came out, their first release of new material in about 20 years. The heavily pierced, tattoo'd and hair dyed girl behind the counter was like, "Christ, who is this Steely Dan and why is he so damned popular?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah – I know. It is what it is. Don't judge me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah – I know. It is what it is. Don't judge me.
does that dog have bling?
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does that dog have bling?
Ayup. They all do.
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Someone shrank that Husky! Oh, the humanity! /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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Someone shrank that Husky! Oh, the humanity!
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/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> We've noticed the resemblance.
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Someone shrank that Husky! Oh, the humanity!
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an unsung and frequently overlooked victim of Global warming?
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