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The FML thread
July 6, 2009
5:29 pm PDT
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There's also something called Knock Out by Schiff. Jim takes it because he flips back and forth in shift work and it resets his sleep schedule. It is melatonin, valerian and L-theanine. Works very well.

July 7, 2009
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Karen, Carolyn, and JMD thanks for the suggestions. Off to GNC tomarrow.

The sleeping pills make me drowsy the next day, and actually makes my situation worse.

I didn't even stick out the week on them. Went back to sleepy time tea, as I'm not much of a pill popper.

Battled insomnia most of my life. Finding it true, as we age we sleep less.

Guess that's ok if you don't have insomnia. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

I have really cut back on my coffee, no food after 6,(well trying there) dark room, no tv, to make changes to induce sleep.

Not much really gets me down, and have a happy life. It's just these bouts, of no sleep get me a little wacked.

It's sometimes 2-3 days I can be up.

Thanks peeps, it's tea time!

July 7, 2009
4:26 pm PDT
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Karen, Carolyn, and JMD thanks for the suggestions. Off to GNC tomarrow.

The sleeping pills make me drowsy the next day, and actually makes my situation worse.

I didn't even stick out the week on them. Went back to sleepy time tea, as I'm not much of a pill popper.

Battled insomnia most of my life. Finding it true, as we age we sleep less.

Guess that's ok if you don't have insomnia. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

I have really cut back on my coffee, no food after 6,(well trying there) dark room, no tv, to make changes to induce sleep.

Not much really gets me down, and have a happy life. It's just these bouts, of no sleep get me a little wacked.

It's sometimes 2-3 days I can be up.

Thanks peeps, it's tea time!

To get the sleepy time tea to work, you might want to make it extra strong. Like three bags soaked for five minutes strong.

I also like this stuff that Origins makes called Float Away. They make it for the bath, but also they have a cream that can be used. It smells great!

July 11, 2009
5:28 pm PDT
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Where I live, parking is at a premium on the street. Most people for reasons unknown don't use their driveways and prefer to park on the street which is fine if they actually knew how to park so as not to convert a 3 car spot to 2 and 2 car spot to 1. FML.

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July 12, 2009
7:33 pm PDT
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This past week was Biker Week in Gettysburg. We at the hotel love the bikers. They are respectful of the hotel rules, courteous to the staff and a pleasure to have as guests. Quite unlike some others who stay with us on a regular basis. But I won't go there.

I had to throw my first guest out of the hotel on Saturday night. It was a biker. To be fair, it wasn't entirely the biker's fault. It was due to a co-worker who checked in the biker with a bad credit card on Friday night and told said biker "no problem, you can pay when you check out on Sunday." That left me with changing the codes on said biker's door so he would have to come to the front desk for new keys to get into his room. That left me with having to ask the guest for an alternative payment method. That left me with said biker (6'3" if he was an inch) and his very angry wife, alone at 10:30 p.m. on Saturday night, screaming in my face.

Said biker told me that the "man" who checked him in said he didn't have to pay until he checked out on Sunday. I had to explain to said very big, very angry biker that the "man" was in error and that payment must be either guaranteed by a credit card or paid in cash in advance. This is the policy of every hotel. Said biker then told me he had to get cash at a bank. "Sir, there is an ATM is down the street." "Oh, but I have to go INTO the bank." "Sir, you just said you were checking out on Sunday and there are no banks open on Sunday." Said biker did NOT like being called out on that lie.

So, once again I have to thank one of my co-workers who have sh$t for brains. This is the third time in 10 days where I was screamed at and harassed because my co-workers were either not doing their job or made yet another stupid, costly mistake. Thank you! I so enjoy having to take abuse and being harassed and not being able to say a word back (when I would love to verbally rip out their jugular and hand it back to them in a blink of an eye).

My only bright thought in this whole affair is that said co-worker is going to have to explain why he did what he did and why the hotel is now out of almost $300 (said biker made a lot of long distance phone calls).

God grant me patience with the idiots I work with. It frightens me that they are driving on the same roads I am.

I miss working with attorneys. They were SO much easier to work with than the general public and incompetent co-workers.

July 12, 2009
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Price of oil is now below $60.00 a barrel. C'mon, this is ridiculous.

I know for a fact you can't even get a 42 gallon barrel of milk for

more than double that and believe me it's alot harder to get

hydrocarbons out of mother earth than it is to get milk from a cow!

Everybody go outside start your SUV's and rev them up. Inflated gas

prices are now solely laid at the door of the refineries. I'm buying a H-1

HUMMER ASAP and installing a laughing horn so I can honk at every

HYBRID car I see. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' /> Talk about FML ! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

July 16, 2009
10:09 pm PDT
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Family, the ones that are supposed to support and love you are the ones making the drama in your life. Okay maybe not all the family, one person in particular, my grandma. I know grandmas are sweet caring people not mine, she has ice water in her veins and a heart made of stone.

The problems she has created are not new, there was always conflict between my dad and aunt because of grandma. She thrives on conflict and fighting. Sadly my aunt passed away in November, so grandma doesnt have dad and aunt to fight each other. She has moved on to trying to get fights started between all the grandkids, to us older ones it didn't work.

Well she got her wishes when she started a fight between my little sister (18) and my cousin (20, her mom is the aunt that passed), from what I get my cousin was talking mess about my niece to my sister and she snapped & punched. After all punches were thrown, grandma had cousin call the cops & go to the er. No charges were filed but grandma called CPS on my sister and the IRS on my dad.

I heard about the story from my sister, grandma called to tell me her version of what happened, oh poor grandma always in the middle of stuff for no reason; yeah okay. I kindly told her without losing my cool or mind, that I did not want to be in the middle of this madness & was not going to chose sides. So she told me she won't bother me anymore and won't call me, I told her that was not what I said, then had to explain to her that some days I do not feel like talking on my phone & do not answer it.

So after telling friends about this they ask me when I am going to visit my family, I tell them with a smile on my face that I do not want to mar my good pristine criminal record with a family visit. Because I know that I would be put in jail for kicking all their arses, everybody, probable even my nieces and nephews.

Now I feel better getting that off my chest, no drama in my life unless I watch Law & Order:SVU. FML

One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk. - Tashunka Witko (Crazy Horse)



They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it. - Red Cloud



When asked by an anthropolist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply,"Ours". - Vine Deloria Jr.
August 29, 2009
6:21 pm PDT
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One of our biggest customers had a HUGE fire in one of their 3 facilities a month ago. They are a meat company and basically it was their cutting facility, electrical fire that went through the walls. These guys usually give us DAILY sales of between $5 -$9,000 spread through the 3 branches. We've both survived that serious blow w/arrangements being made w/other local company's pitching in and helping them process/slice their food. Sales were picking up and we were now sending their stock to new places and sales were picking up again. Yesterday they had shut down the plant for their scheduled clean up and a massive ammonia container blew up and contaminated all the meat and stuff they were storing to begin the next shift. They had to evacuate the surrounding area and shut down the nearby freeway. No fatalities, but 20 people were taken to the hospital. This could be the knockout punch. FML, but I would like to say thank you to the quick response of the EMTs and firemen for saving those injured.

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August 30, 2009
11:58 pm PDT
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This is something I don't really need to gripe about, but…

My Mom is brewing her own brand of crazy today and it is really starting to get on my ever-loving nerves. /angry.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' /> If I ever start displaying these symptoms…well I guess I won't be aware if I start displaying these symptoms.

Once again, its not FML, its FMML.

August 31, 2009
12:22 am PDT
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I feel like that some days with my family, love them, but everything that is wrong with them they feel compelled to tell me. It's like their possessed.

Or they ask why did so and so do this to them. My new answer is, I am not the people wisperer.

Last month, is was about 92, I looked at them as they were doing the normal complaining, went to closet and put on a pair of ear muffs. lol

I'm normally busy doing something, hey mom have an hour so I can whin? Nope!

I end up laughing at them and joke around. Then I hear, Mom, can't you ever be serious.

I answer, why would I want to be. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' />

August 31, 2009
5:48 pm PDT
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Woke up today in a good mood as I'm making a final payment on a personal loan and was contemplating how exactly to celebrate. I got in my car to go to work and my brakes weren't working in my car. NO warning just doing a flintstones to get my car to stop. It never flipping ends. FML.

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September 2, 2009
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Woke up today in a good mood as I'm making a final payment on a personal loan and was contemplating how exactly to celebrate. I got in my car to go to work and my brakes weren't working in my car. NO warning just doing a flintstones to get my car to stop. It never flipping ends. FML.

My friend's car overheated yesterday out of the blue…luckily she works with a bunch of guys who work on their own cars. She only had to buy the water pump…they installed it for her. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

September 5, 2009
10:26 pm PDT
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Why couldn't I have been born to parents who had more attractive genes…

FML

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September 5, 2009
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Why couldn't I have been born to parents who had more attractive genes…

FML

/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

Hugs Heidi. Mine aren't really attractive, either…but they are wonderful people and were great role models, so I'll take that instead.

September 5, 2009
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Hugs Heidi. Mine aren't really attractive, either…but they are wonderful people and were great role models, so I'll take that instead.

my dad was great, i'd prefer to be pretty though

September 6, 2009
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my dad was great, i'd prefer to be pretty though

Heidi, it really is in the eye of the beholder. You're beautiful to us. You are a ray of susnshine on the forum.

OH! ON TOPIC: I yelled at my husband Thursday because I was tired, and I didn't apologize. He hasn't forgiven me yet. FML

September 6, 2009
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Heidi, it really is in the eye of the beholder. You're beautiful to us. You are a ray of susnshine on the forum.

too bad the male population doesnt feel that way.

the outside of the package is what matters far

more then what is on the inside.

im just tired of being lonely

f*ck my life…

September 6, 2009
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too bad the male population doesnt feel that way.

the outside of the package is what matters far

more then what is on the inside.

im just tired of being lonely

f*ck my life…

I would so rather be lonely than cave to some standard of "beauty" that the magazines push! You just haven't met that person yet that doesn't judge appearance over intelligence!

September 6, 2009
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I would so rather be lonely than cave to some standard of "beauty" that the magazines push! You just haven't met that person yet that doesn't judge appearance over inmtelligence!

that person doesnt exist, at least not in the male species.

trust me on that one.

they are wired to go for looks, they cant help it.

and lonely is the last place i want to be

id chose anything over that.

September 6, 2009
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Price of oil is now below $60.00 a barrel. C'mon, this is ridiculous.

I know for a fact you can't even get a 42 gallon barrel of milk for

more than double that and believe me it's alot harder to get

hydrocarbons out of mother earth than it is to get milk from a cow!

Everybody go outside start your SUV's and rev them up. Inflated gas

prices are now solely laid at the door of the refineries. I'm buying a H-1

HUMMER ASAP and installing a laughing horn so I can honk at every

HYBRID car I see. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' /> Talk about FML ! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

I work w/this guy who's father happens to be a doctor. One of his patients frequently sells the cars they're tired of to him for a fraction of their worth, because they're like crazy rich. Anyway he comes rolling into work w/a Hummer because he was getting repairs done to his usual ride and borrowed this from his father. Apparently the folks that had previousily owned the Hummer were affiliated somehow w/upper management here at the Chevron refineries so they took the hummer to a custom paint shop and had some local chollo artist airbrush a hybrid symbol (complete w/leaves and a vine)right next to the car's logo on the back and both sides. Being in the SF Bay Area which is ground zero for all things "green" and the home of uber hostile activism bordering on militant the humor of this act is enough on the surface. But the previous owners assured my friend's father that you haven't lived until you drove this thing through a throng of granola munching, tree hugging, birkenstock and patchouli wearing hippie, berkeley protestors out front of the facility and seeing the shocked looks on their faces. The Hybrid script is SPOT ON PERFECT.

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