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Sleep talkin' man

January 22, 2010
12:41 am PDT

Larry DiSciullo

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I saw this on tonights ABC evening news, just wanted to share this. sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Some of the content on this page is not suitable for young eyes. Parents, shield your children!

The views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the attitudes/opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians. But he does hate lentils.

A few samples:

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"We haven't got a plank. Just f***ing jump."

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away…"

"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

"Don't… Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

January 22, 2010
1:13 am PDT

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I saw this on tonights ABC evening news, just wanted to share this. sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

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XD Can I use that now? Badgertastic! I love it. (If you have no idea what Im talking about follow the link). That whole thing is just too funny. I am sooo curious as to what his dreams are. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Oh and the cats….I always knew mine were evil

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don’t ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don’t smoke or drink,

(7) don’t want to wear your clothes,

(8) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

(9) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..

January 22, 2010
3:47 am PDT

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oh my god, I havent laughed so hard i forever! tears actually this is so good ! thank you

January 22, 2010
5:06 am PDT

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cowbud, I had the exact reaction! "We don't have a plank. Just fu*&ing jump!" That sounds just like something my husband would say…if he were a pirate!

January 22, 2010
5:05 pm PDT

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OMG!!! Have to agree Badgertastic is very funny! This poor woman!!! What in the hell is in his cocoa before he goes to bed? LSD? I'd be curious to know if he dreams in color or not.

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January 22, 2010
6:57 pm PDT

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I checked with the other Pyrates and Sleep talking guy has the correct attitude.

He will be allowed admittance to the Caribbean Council of neer do wells. The dumpling comment

has us a little concerned though. Funniest article I've read in years.

January 22, 2010
7:06 pm PDT

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I love this guy, he is great.

My favorite line is, "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat." That is my new excuse for the extra pounds.

One does not sell the earth upon which the people walk. - Tashunka Witko (Crazy Horse)

They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to take our land, and they took it. - Red Cloud

When asked by an anthropolist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply,"Ours". - Vine Deloria Jr.

January 22, 2010
8:50 pm PDT

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I saw this on tonights ABC evening news, just wanted to share this. sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

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Oh my God, I SO want a t-shirt. Can't decide…the kittens one? The eyes one? The glory of me one?

Eh, I got nothin'

January 22, 2010
8:54 pm PDT

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Oh my God, I SO want a t-shirt. Can't decide…the kittens one? The eyes one? The glory of me one?

I am going to buy a bag and this site had become my new favorite besides of course PUG.

January 22, 2010
9:20 pm PDT

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January 1 is a particular favorite of mine:

"Badger tickling: proceed with caution"

"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for…. done for."

"I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."

"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. ****."

January 23, 2010
12:39 am PDT

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no, the best by far was when he was massaging her head and told her she needed to shave her pubes. lmao I about DIED!!!!

January 23, 2010
1:19 am PDT

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no, the best by far was when he was massaging her head and told her she needed to shave her pubes. lmao I about DIED!!!!

Lol XD I know right. Also the I dont want to be a panda. Bad panda! XD The poor pandas.

January 23, 2010
1:38 am PDT

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I've gotta delve back in and see more of this….I laughed so hard at my desk at work this morning I got the hiccups.

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SirusXm

January 23, 2010
7:43 am PDT

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I have the "get your legs!" quote as my FB status. LOL

“Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.” -D. Parker

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