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Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside of his outfit?
Because it saves on dry cleaning bills.
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Why does patchouli attract hippies?
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Because it hides the smell of the spilled bong water!
We went to a "freak show" with my aunt and uncle once at some fair years ago. There was "tarantula lady" who was talking to the crowd about her lifestyle. Mind you, it was big furry legs tied up on a rope web, and then her face came out the middle of the spider. When she asked if anyone has any questions for her, my uncle said….in such a serious tone…. "Why, or how, does teflon stick on pans?".
I've wondered that every since.
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How come it's called a pair of underwear if I am holding only one article of clothing in my hand?
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Why is more than one mouse called mice but more than one moose is still moose?
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How come it's called a pair of underwear if I am holding only one article of clothing in my hand?
because they cradle your pair /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />
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because they cradle your pair
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because they cradle your pair
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Does that mean the same thing for women?
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Does that mean the same thing for women?
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So it is a question that can't be answered. And women wear a pair of panties. Well, some of them do.
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but not a pair of thong /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />
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but not a pair of thong
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That's because two thongs would be the same size as a regular pair.
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That's because two thongs would be the same size as a regular pair.
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you must have never seen a thong /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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you must have never seen a thong
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I'll refrain to answer this question as to it might get me in trouble with the spousal unit.
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ryan pleads the 5th /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />
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Next question please.
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why do dogs hate for you to blow in their face but stick their head out the window when you drive down the street?
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