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If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, does either one make a noise?
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If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, does either one make a noise?
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the tree would make a sound, unless the mime was completely deaf /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside of his outfit?
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Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside of his outfit?
Because he's superman and no one will correct him on it….or at least they shouldn't unless they have a bandolier of green kryptonite
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Is it buck naked or butt naked? That is the random bs running through my mind this afternoon…
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Why is there braille on the drive up atms?
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Slow turtle crossing (road sign in New Jersey) ?
Yup, turtles are slow, but if I drive slow I could still get them.
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Eggs are eaten for breakfast, and chicken is eaten for dinner… so why is the question of which came first still being asked?
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Why do people like to eat stinky cheese?
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Who wrote the book of love?
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Why do birds suddenly appear? Everytime, you are near? Could it be the g%dd@mn#d bread crumbs in your pocket? I just washed & waxed this car you! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, does either one make a noise?
You'd probably hear the snapping of the mime's breaking bones!
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Unless you are in Dallas and then you park on both.
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Unless you are in Dallas and then you park on both.
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Unless you are in Dallas and then you park on both.
We have lots of parkways back in Ohio, but it wasn't "drive on a parkway" it was "drive through a parkway". It was still a road though, and not always in a park, so it wasn't always through, but always on! All I know is they were always nicer roads in the nicer parts of town.
By the way, Monk, I always wondered that about braille on drive-through/up windows, too. That one's baffling…
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Unless you are in Dallas and then you park on both.
The youger generation, my kids have joked,
Why can't they get stoned on a highway? /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />
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Why is there braille on the drive up atms?
You wanna have some fun? Sprinkle salt on the braille.
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why do they use alcohol to swab before they give a lethal injection??
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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why do they use alcohol to swab before they give a lethal injection??
I guess so they can reuse the syringe on the next inmate? Because kerosene is too expensive…aaah the possibilities are limitless!
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