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most useless product ever conceived...
January 28, 2010
6:34 am PDT
MysticalKnight
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I wonder if you can get i-pads with wings?

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ROTFLMAO!

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January 28, 2010
6:45 am PDT
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I wonder if you can get i-pads with wings?

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No idea….but to quote a poster in the link….. Ill stick with always B*****s



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don’t ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don’t smoke or drink,

(7) don’t want to wear your clothes,

(8) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

(9) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..
January 28, 2010
6:50 am PDT
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No idea….but to quote a poster in the link….. Ill stick with always B*****s

What's B*****s? /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

January 28, 2010
7:13 am PDT
MysticalKnight
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No idea….but to quote a poster in the link….. Ill stick with always B*****s

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Fairy.jpg
January 28, 2010
7:34 am PDT
caligirl2_24
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What's B*****s? /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

Uh….technically…..female dogs lol. I was quoting the poster and making it PUGerific.



Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don’t ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don’t smoke or drink,

(7) don’t want to wear your clothes,

(8) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

(9) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..
January 28, 2010
4:15 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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One of my female coworkers told me her sister sent her a fake advert already for I-Tampon…she said it took her a few minutes to figure out what on earth she was talking about but then it dawned her. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

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January 28, 2010
11:56 pm PDT
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Ok, Ok so I am slow ….now I get the whole I-Pad name debacle.

The execs probably said no way that's to big of a stretch for a negative product view….

> Here's their sign<…..and mine!

January 29, 2010
1:52 am PDT
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How could people be so gullible to buy something so useless……..

I crack eggs on my pet rock collection and never make a mess………….

The Doctor
January 29, 2010
2:28 am PDT
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How could people be so gullible to buy something so useless……..

I crack eggs on my pet rock collection and never make a mess………….

Tell me, do your pet rocks ever raise any objections to that kind of abuse? /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



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January 29, 2010
2:39 am PDT
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MK8, you have to see this. Watch the video. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

It's great!!

Shake Weight

oh now thats just dirty

January 29, 2010
3:00 am PDT
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I can think of a few uses for that shake weight. And with no batteries I won't have to worry about….oh nevermind…its. Just. Too. Easy.

January 29, 2010
5:23 am PDT
norcalmonkey
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Ok, Ok so I am slow ….now I get the whole I-Pad name debacle.

The execs probably said no way that's to big of a stretch for a negative product view….

> Here's their sign<…..and mine!

Almost as bad as Nike's Air Incubus…a woman's running shoe…

Tell me, do your pet rocks ever raise any objections to that kind of abuse? /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

Eggsactly what I was thinking. I guess the abuse would happen if you played Yoko Ono whilest cracking the eggs.

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SirusXm


January 29, 2010
9:28 pm PDT
MissingK8
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Eggsactly what I was thinking. I guess the abuse would happen if you played Yoko Ono whilest cracking the eggs.

no. playing yoko ono whilst doing anything amounts to sheer torture, not mere abuse! /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

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"God is a kid with an ant farm." Constantine
January 29, 2010
11:01 pm PDT
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oh now thats just dirty

That's why it's so frickin great! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

I can think of a few uses for that shake weight. And with no batteries I won't have to worry about….oh nevermind…its. Just. Too. Easy.

See, that's precisely why I didn't add my own commentary. It sells itself. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
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