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saw this on an ad at 3:30am. i laffed so hard i almost pee'd meself. i am just gobsmacked anyone would waste money to shell eggs!! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />
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You've obviously never met my son Nick who although
a straight A Honors Level child, member of National Honor Society,
made Dean's List 1st semester at college is incapable of cracking
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oh, and that egg seperator would be nice, but I suspect it doesnt work as easily as shown..
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There are just some people who should NEVER be allowed in the kitchen w/out supervision PERIOD!
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You've obviously never met my son Nick who although
a straight A Honors Level child, member of National Honor Society,
made Dean's List 1st semester at college is incapable of cracking
an egg properly
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oh, and that egg seperator would be nice, but I suspect it doesnt work as easily as shown..
lol, heidi. i stand corrected.
i always use the shell halves to separate an egg. i would probably make a mess using something like this.
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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saw this on an ad at 3:30am. i laffed so hard i almost pee'd meself. i am just gobsmacked anyone would waste money to shell eggs!!
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*dies* OMG!!!! I must be an egg genius. Iv never had the malfunction those people apparently do when handling eggs. Yes you separate the egg by sloshing it all over your hand. As to we have all cracked an egg by putting it in a bowl and beating it with a fork…..never have I even thought of doing that and maybe thats why I dont have the shell problem. OMG. Im still laughing. As for keeping it in the pan well…..aim. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> I do have to say the scrambler while still inside the egg thing was freaky and just wrong /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> And for lazy people I guess. Not sure whats so hard about any of these tasks, but good to know if I get lazy I can shell out money to make them even easier. Heck while Im at it, Ill shell out money for someone to use the egg cracker for me
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*dies* OMG!!!! I must be an egg genius. Iv never had the malfunction those people apparently do when handling eggs. Yes you separate the egg by sloshing it all over your hand. As to we have all cracked an egg by putting it in a bowl and beating it with a fork…..never have I even thought of doing that and maybe thats why I dont have the shell problem. OMG. Im still laughing. As for keeping it in the pan well…..aim.
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' /> i know! isn't it nice to know one is a genius at something like this?? i am very proud of myself, bursting almost.
and don't forget to order that head-wrappy thingy so you don't get whiplash after washing your hair. i have a feeling that somewhere there are these poor inventors chained to tables and being deprived of food, toilet trips etc til they come up with the next HOT HIT item for the 'only available on TV' companies. 
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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Oh No!!! Another eggy mess. If only….if only there is something that would cure my ineptitude with all things eggish.
Well – let me know if a product comes out so I can spend my limited resources on it. The last egg I tried to crack wound up on the ceiling. We won't even talk about the one before that. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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Finally! Finally something that will rid me of the shame and disgrace of not being able to crack eggs! And here I thought that you cracked an egg by dropping it on the floor, letting the dog lick it up and then barf it out again. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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Finally! Finally something that will rid me of the shame and disgrace of not being able to crack eggs! And here I thought that you cracked an egg by dropping it on the floor, letting the dog lick it up and then barf it out again.
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Scrambled eggs include the whole egg, even the shells, right???
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Scrambled eggs include the whole egg, even the shells, right???
Most definitely. They add crunch and salmonella at the same time. That's the power in those 'power cleanse' products.
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Oh No!!! Another eggy mess. If only….if only there is something that would cure my ineptitude with all things eggish.
Well – let me know if a product comes out so I can spend my limited resources on it. The last egg I tried to crack wound up on the ceiling. We won't even talk about the one before that.
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ah, but were you wearing your Paranormal Underground thong at the time?? could have been the problem… /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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MK8, you have to see this. Watch the video. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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It's great!!
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MK8, you have to see this. Watch the video.
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It's great!!
:X Not saying a word……nothing being said………….but still hilarious
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MK8, you have to see this. Watch the video.
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It's great!!
my son is currently rolling on the floor with tears streaming down his face from laffing so much! omg. what a hoot. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
and here is why the apple-product-naming guy is soon going to be fired…..The I-Pad
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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my son is currently rolling on the floor with tears streaming down his face from laffing so much! omg. what a hoot.
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and here is why the apple-product-naming guy is soon going to be fired…..The I-Pad
Oh…..my…….god……. Who thought that was a good idea? Better yet…who approved that? All the big brains over at apple and no one thought that was a bad idea? *gets resume* ah well I needed a new job. And apple pays well.
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Man I am getting old and slow. I-Pad doesn't seem funny….now the I-Patch that should get someone fired someday. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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Man I am getting old and slow. I-Pad doesn't seem funny….now the I-Patch that should get someone fired someday.
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i don't think it's terribly funny either, poop; it's more along the lines of pathetic!
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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Man I am getting old and slow. I-Pad doesn't seem funny….now the I-Patch that should get someone fired someday.
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Its not the actual thing (or lame jokes) I find funny. Its the fact that someone thought it up. Thought it was good. It then passed someone else whom oked it. Then it went to the review panal and got through. Then no one on the advertising team mentioned anything. I find it funny that not one person stopped and went "Well now hang on".
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Its not the actual thing (or lame jokes) I find funny. Its the fact that someone thought it up. Thought it was good. It then passed someone else whom oked it. Then it went to the review panal and got through. Then no one on the advertising team mentioned anything. I find it funny that not one person stopped and went "Well now hang on".
You would think someone along the way would put the nix on that wouldn't you!
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