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Lousy Christmas Gifts
January 6, 2011
8:56 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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please spare these muppets

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January 6, 2011
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Norcalmonkey, I like the way you think! The twitching Elmo head would be the ultimate touch! I'm already looking forward to Halloween. Tickle me Elmo is going down! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

What a great group costume idea, too. Imagine all the heads of the Sesame Street characters up on spikes. Big Bird would be really awesome, especially if the one with his head on a spike was also carrying a bucket of fried chicken, or at least one giant turkey leg. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

Wow, I really am one sick puppy, aren't I? /ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

I now know what the friends and I are going to the Halloween parties as next year lol!

ME TOO!!!!!!! I love me some fried chicken! lol

You guys should set up like a safari motif/theme…hunting amidst the annoying landscape of children's marketing, or all get dressed up like Kim Jung Il the fearless hunter and his prey of course would be muppets and smurfs and barney and my pretty pony or whatever….Pith Helmets, khaki cargos and pilot shirts boots etc or go old school hunter gather like the Cookie Monster slayer

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January 6, 2011
9:21 pm PDT
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Bring it on>>>>>>>>>>>>>

January 6, 2011
10:11 pm PDT
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Bring it on>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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December 13, 2011
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thought I'd bring this back from the land of the lost for some of our newer members….

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December 14, 2011
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OK, it was Secret Santa week at my work, (and our rules were that you were supposed to get a small gift each day, and then receive the biggest and best gift on the very last day.) All week long I got NOTHING from my Secret Santa, while all around me my coworkers were getting all these fun little gifts and squealing with happiness and showing them off to each other. I thought, "Wow, my Santa must be saving up all their money to get me something REALLY GOOD on the last day. So Friday came, and the office eventually delivered my "big" present, an opened, partially-used bottle of lotion. /wacko.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> When the time came to reveal yourself to the person whose name you drew, my Santa turned out to be this dumb teenage girl. When I asked her why she signed up but then didn't follow the rules and get a gift every day, and also asked what was up with the used bottle of lotion, she told me she "didn't have any money, but still wanted to get presents." Nice. /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' />

December 14, 2011
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That is a bummer Lena! We used to do Secret Santa at work, and a few times, I had almost the same experience … except I never got a used gift! Well, that I know of. LOL

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December 14, 2011
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OK, it was Secret Santa week at my work, (and our rules were that you were supposed to get a small gift each day, and then receive the biggest and best gift on the very last day.) All week long I got NOTHING from my Secret Santa, while all around me my coworkers were getting all these fun little gifts and squealing with happiness and showing them off to each other. I thought, "Wow, my Santa must be saving up all their money to get me something REALLY GOOD on the last day. So Friday came, and the office eventually delivered my "big" present, an opened, partially-used bottle of lotion. /wacko.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> When the time came to reveal yourself to the person whose name you drew, my Santa turned out to be this dumb teenage girl. When I asked her why she signed up but then didn't follow the rules and get a gift every day, and also asked what was up with the used bottle of lotion, she told me she "didn't have any money, but still wanted to get presents." Nice. /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' />

OMFG!!! Never thought I'd live long enough to use one of those "these kids today" antedotes but holy cow, what a jack a$$. I won't participate in secret santa anymore because I've gotten burned so many times. The last time I participated in one was out here with Monkette's siblings. I didn't want to do it, but was just brow beaten by everyone not to be a stick in the mud. I told them that I've had a bad history with this kind of thing and really didn't want it to spill over here. Finally I gave in and sure enough, I got burned hard….again. The holidays are tough for me (long story) and this just really devastated me.

At my job one of the sales reps takes a collection amongst the sales team; and then creates gift baskets for the office staff…..composed entirely of frouffy gourmet food freebies she gets from her various customers. 98% of which I either can't use because I'm diabetic or are just things that are lost on my unsophisticated pallette. I usually wind up donating the food stuff to a soup kitchen or grocery store food drive.

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December 14, 2011
6:18 pm PDT
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Yeah, it really sucked, especially since I always spoil to death the person whose name I draw, (luckily I didn't draw that girl's name, or I might have ended up hurting her, ha ha!)

"The holidays are tough for me (long story) and this just really devastated me."

Yeah, they're tough for me too, (and also a long story.) Sorry that happened to you!

"I usually wind up donating the food stuff to a soup kitchen or grocery store food drive."

Although it stinks you can't use the gift, I think it's a really nice thing that you donate the baskets to needy people, WTG. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

December 14, 2011
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Geez, I hope that stupid teenage girl gets a taste of her own medicine someday, what a selfish little brat. Sorry that she took advantage like that, what a stinker. We don't do Secret Santa at my workplace either and personally I'm glad. I found it very stressful the few times I did participate and I am a self professed conscientious objector when it comes to capitalist consumerism during the holidays. I spend very little and can't seem to get caught up in the shopping element of Christmas. It just seems so skewed to me. Oh well, to each his own but hell hath no fury like a Lena scorned by a stinky secret Santa /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

December 14, 2011
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I cant recall a really bad gift, as I am a good one for telling people when asked what I want, I always say, "nothing". I have a couple strange gifts, one of them being from a salesman who used to bring in a basket full of fresh mushrooms straight off the farm….maybe weird, but I did enjoy them, clean them off and fry them puppies up in some butter…my wife was born on Christmas so she can relate to Nowhammies and Ryan for having her birthday overshadowed…I try to still make it a good day for her by baking a cake and getting her a nice present…

December 14, 2011
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If you haven't yet seen this clip from Jimmy Kimmel, it is very funny in my opinion!

December 14, 2011
11:22 pm PDT
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Yeah, it really sucked, especially since I always spoil to death the person whose name I draw, (luckily I didn't draw that girl's name, or I might have ended up hurting her, ha ha!)

"The holidays are tough for me (long story) and this just really devastated me."

Yeah, they're tough for me too, (and also a long story.) Sorry that happened to you!

"I usually wind up donating the food stuff to a soup kitchen or grocery store food drive."

Although it stinks you can't use the gift, I think it's a really nice thing that you donate the baskets to needy people, WTG. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Yeah me too, but if it's any consolation, I sort of got revenge a few years later by getting one of the people involved a fleece bunny outfit like Ralphie's from the Christmas story complete with the the footie things for adults….they opened it in front of the tv set right before the scene actually came on…it was a show stopper. I felt bad (a little) because this person got laughed at and had put a gift card for somewhere decent inside the box…though they didn't deserve it.

If you haven't yet seen this clip from Jimmy Kimmel, it is very funny in my opinion!

Jimmy Kimmel, traumatizing our children one at a time with his pranks….that chubby kid in the striped sweater needs (as we used to say in the philly area) an attytude readjustment…STAT!

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December 15, 2011
5:59 pm PDT
Lena
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"Oh well, to each his own but hell hath no fury like a Lena scorned by a stinky secret Santa"

Ha ha! I was pretty mad, not because she didn't "get" what she had done, but because she totally understood and yet didn't give a crap.

"I sort of got revenge a few years later by getting one of the people involved a fleece bunny outfit like Ralphie's from the Christmas story complete with the the footie things for adults."

Haaa, good one! /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

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