This guy is so ridiculous. One of the things that gets me about this Harold Camping and his website is that they were offering free bumper stickers to promote the date, but as of a week ago, they said they weren't offering them anymore because the Rapture was so close. However, if you click on the Donate button, they are absolutely still accepting donations. Funny, huh? Why do they need the money if the world's going to end? What a bunch of losers.

Here's his site: We Can Know

I really wanted a bumper sticker too, just so I could laugh at all the lunatics every time I saw it.

EVERYBODY knows that the third time is a charm…..this is only this guy's second try….. /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

There was no zombie apocalypse option. What the heck?

When I read about the CDC issuing a zombie apocalypse survival primer I just about shat myself laughing…and here I was thinking that the government had no sense of humor ( /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> ).

The funnier thing I heard was that brain surgeon on The View (or as I like to call it the Hen House) Sherri Shepherd stopped being a Jehovah's Witness when they predicted the end of the world a few years back and it didn't happen. Apparently SS, no mensa candidate, decided that in preparation for the end of days blew all her life's savings and ran up all her credit cards. The day after the world didn't end, she was not only hugely disappointed and massively in debt….she decided that the JW was a scam. See, people CAN learn from their mistakes. How this woman is even on a program like that is beyond me, but please if you don't believe me, just google her name and let the laughs begin (world being flat, christians pre-dating the ancient greeks, etc etc). Don't get me started….oops too late.

Oh and on a personal note, just in case it IS the end of the world, I've already bought a case of beer, a bottle of that brand new Jack Daniels honey and a pack of Marlboros. I gave up smoking all substances many years ago, I'd rather be cranking up a Marley, but I'll settle for a Cowboy Killer instead.

i'll be in the car driving back to my home state AGAIN (darn nieces!) on Saturday, and it would be just my luck that the rapture would happen while I'm stuck out in the boondocks all by myself. I can just see myself stuck in a sea of empty cars halfway into my 10 hour drive. Oh boy! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

On the plus side, if it does happen and I'm not one of the chosen, I might have an amazing, once in a lifetime opportunity to dramatically upgrade my car. What are the odds that a bentley sedan will have both the driver and passenger called to Heaven? And that I can retrieve it from the traffic jam? /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

I don't smoke much either, Monk, but I'm taking a carton of coffin nails with me. I may not be able to drink and drive, but dang it I can smoke my Marlboro ultra light 100's all the way to Kentucky. Maybe I should pack a bottle of bourbon, too, just in case. It might have a long walk, but a carton of smokes and a bottle of Maker's should do it. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

I think she's my new favorite person, seriously. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

As well she should be BA, as it should be!

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