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Offline:takes a look around:: aww this kind of feels like coming home I missed you guys!
It's been WAY to long. The only excuse i have for my absence is that life got really crazy then my old computer decided it hates me and my new one didn't know it was sapposta know my passwords. If that doesn't fly well with you I was abducted by aliens and they made me queen of their planet, a planet that until now, didn't have the internet. For an advanced spices they are really slow on the up take, but rest assure i have brought the interweb and Harry Potter into this world and they are all much better for it.
For those of you who know me ::HUGS::
For those of you who don't. Hi, my name is Pynki and I'm an alcoholic. j/k well not that thats anything to joke about i just have a very inappropriate sense of humor and 70% of every thing i say is said in sarcasm 10% is silly and stupid 15% of the time you wont understand what i typed 5% of the time I wont understand what i type, but thats ok because i have my own planet /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

2012? Seriously? I survived Y2K, 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1, & Swine Flu. BRING IT ON!!!
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Offline:takes a look around:: aww this kind of feels like coming home I missed you guys!
It's been WAY to long. The only excuse i have for my absence is that life got really crazy then my old computer decided it hates me and my new one didn't know it was sapposta know my passwords. If that doesn't fly well with you I was abducted by aliens and they made me queen of their planet, a planet that until now, didn't have the internet. For an advanced spices they are really slow on the up take, but rest assure i have brought the interweb and Harry Potter into this world and they are all much better for it.
For those of you who know me ::HUGS::
For those of you who don't. Hi, my name is Pynki and I'm an alcoholic. j/k well not that thats anything to joke about i just have a very inappropriate sense of humor and 70% of every thing i say is said in sarcasm 10% is silly and stupid 15% of the time you wont understand what i typed 5% of the time I wont understand what i type, but thats ok because i have my own planet
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And this post is exactly why I missed you! LOL
Glad you made your way back to planet PUG! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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Offline:takes a look around:: aww this kind of feels like coming home I missed you guys!
It's been WAY to long. The only excuse i have for my absence is that life got really crazy then my old computer decided it hates me and my new one didn't know it was sapposta know my passwords. If that doesn't fly well with you I was abducted by aliens and they made me queen of their planet, a planet that until now, didn't have the internet. For an advanced spices they are really slow on the up take, but rest assure i have brought the interweb and Harry Potter into this world and they are all much better for it.
For those of you who know me ::HUGS::
For those of you who don't. Hi, my name is Pynki and I'm an alcoholic. j/k well not that thats anything to joke about i just have a very inappropriate sense of humor and 70% of every thing i say is said in sarcasm 10% is silly and stupid 15% of the time you wont understand what i typed 5% of the time I wont understand what i type, but thats ok because i have my own planet
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Hi, Pynki. It's nice to meet you. I just have one question for you: Is it good to be Queen?
OfflineHi, Pynki. It's nice to meet you. I just have one question for you: Is it good to be Queen?
And then some!
My planet us called Weasleypotamia, i was going to name it Pynkiville but it sounded to zynga-ish. Previously it was called Abenilkbdh witch translates to "a piece of crap". there was no way i was going too walk around saying "Hello I'm Pynki, I'm Queen of a piece of crap" how was i to gain respect saying that? Their aren't may differences in our species except they are much smarter then us in some ways and in other.. well at times i think they're a bunch of morons. For example they build these beautiful houses my castle is AMAZING but they haven't the foggiest idea of what a doorknob is. They have doors but no knobs they get in their houses by climbing threw the windows, Yeah i know, and every one sleeps in the hall in sleeping bags because they don't know how to enter the bedrooms. I haven't said anything yet because it feels like a huge slumber party. Going to the bathroom is awkward.
How did i become queen of my own planet?
Well one night i was up late reading Harry Potter fanfiction, Ron had just been kidnapped by death eaters when the lights flickers and everything turned off. I was pissed, but then i saw this bright light and two figured asking me to go with them. They were really looking for Oprah but some one forgot carry the 2 and being pressed for time they got me instead

2012? Seriously? I survived Y2K, 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1, & Swine Flu. BRING IT ON!!!
OfflineI love your posts Pynki, and you were right not to name the planet Pynkiville, does sound like a zynga game. What language do they speak on your planet? Are their a lot of single guys? Hey just checking for future reference.
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OfflineI love your posts Pynki, and you were right not to name the planet Pynkiville, does sound like a zynga game. What language do they speak on your planet? Are their a lot of single guys? Hey just checking for future reference.
they spoke…hkueghfne. there were some additional letter in their alphabet that i'v never seen before, i got rid of them. /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Thanks to a higher power they have cable and they love american soaps and Oprah so they do know English which is now called Pynkanese there. i had to name something after myself right?
As for the guys YES! they out number the ladies 3 to 1 and the best part is… ready… they are SHAPE SHIFTERS which means once i meet a guy with an excellent personality I'm going to ask him to look like Charles Kelley from Lady Antebellum. (SCORE!)
Welcome back. It has been a long time. You know they released book seven of the Harry Potter series right? It was very short and I can't believe that Harry and Hermione are actually siblings.
OUCH! Talk about a nail in the coffin to all those Harry and Hermione shippers! Thats what they get for saying Hermione was too good for Ron! IN YOUR FACE YOU SICKOS!

2012? Seriously? I survived Y2K, 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1, & Swine Flu. BRING IT ON!!!
OfflineI like that the guys are shape shifters, very good to know. I think I want to visit your planet. How do I make travel arrangements?
OfflinePYNKUUUUUUUMMMMMS!YOU CAME BACK! I KNEW YOU WOULD!!
For those that done know, there are a few things, yes, Pynki types in Pynki code, in time, you too, will understand it well enough to not have to ask what it says. Dont ever tell her to get a life because she believes that lives are for people with out internet. she is from new york and talks funny lol
love you pynki! glad to see you are back.
OfflinePYNKUUUUUUUMMMMMS!YOU CAME BACK! I KNEW YOU WOULD!!
For those that done know, there are a few things, yes, Pynki types in Pynki code, in time, you too, will understand it well enough to not have to ask what it says. Dont ever tell her to get a life because she believes that lives are for people with out internet. she is from new york and talks funny lol
love you pynki! glad to see you are back.
COW!!!!
you forgot my catch phrase …… LIES
I like that the guys are shape shifters, very good to know. I think I want to visit your planet. How do I make travel arrangements?
it's easy do the chicken dance while singing Weasley is our King Gryffindor remix, an agent will come by to book your trip.

2012? Seriously? I survived Y2K, 9/11, 6/6/6, 9/9/9, H1N1, & Swine Flu. BRING IT ON!!!
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