Enjoy your family and friends at this time of year.

Happy Holidays Pugsters! /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

Ditto /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

I had a half day today anyway, but then they cut me loose 2 hours earlier yet….hooray for me!!!

Happy Holidays everyone!!!

Let the (reindeer) games begin!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope it's the merriest ever.

HELLS YES!!! SOMEONE GAVE ME AN ICE COLD 12 PACK OF HEINEKEN FOR XMAS (WHY THE HELL AM I SHOUTING)….sorry 'bout that

and they're going down like Kool Aid!!!!

hopefully this won't be me after the Jaegermeister….

I just returned from the booze store, I plan on getting hammered! OMG, I hate holiday shoppers at this time of year. I'm so glad I'm done for the year visiting accounts. These people have NO EYE contact. I'm so sick of people asking where things are and I don't even work for the store. It's not like I'm wearing the offical store shirt. Where's your bread? At home in a drawer. Do you have milk? Yup, in my frig. Might be bad, I have not cleaned it out this week. These are my mind's smart azz answers, and boy oh boy I almost slipped over the last few days.

Last week some little kid peed on my foot. Yup, I know your laughing, I'm laughing now, too. At the time I wanted to rearrange his mother's face. She just ignored his screams for a bathroom, he was little and could not help it. A sweet old heavy set lady with a cane was talking to me, and her cane was on foot digging in. She just lept going on blah, blah, blah with her life story. Someone is always coming up to me with their life story, total stangers maybe it's my face. Old men need to stop hitting on me. Half the people when I tell them I don't work for the store get p. o. and say something nasty, well you look like you work here, then why are you working, your a liar, on and on. I also, some how managed to be in two robberies this month.

Parking lots, people can't drive and there is no place to park.

Yippee, I'm alive and have a job!

Finally home…today is "Hell Day" for me…wrapping day UGH!

But now I'm home and wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

I've started drinking. I was actually trying to decide whether it would be bad form to drink at 10 a.m. today. I managed to wait until 5.

Not a huge fan of the man…he does have a point…

Alan Jackson w/Jimmy Buffett – It's 5'o clock somewhere

The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow

And so am I

Workday passes like molassas in wintertime

But it's July

Gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I'd like to call him somethin'

But think I'll just call it a day

Chorus:

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon

And half the night

Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay

Hey, but that's all right

I ain't had a day off now in over a year

My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here

If the phones for me

You can tell 'em I've just sailed away

Chorus:

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab

Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2

At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder

What would Jimmy Buffett do?

Jimmy Buffett spoken:

Funny you should ask, Alan

I'd say

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

He don't care

And I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

Spent all day baking. So now, I'm up with a massive sugar rush. lol.

*pouts* no one got me cold ones for Christmas, Monk… you didn't even offer to share /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

I've started drinking. I was actually trying to decide whether it would be bad form to drink at 10 a.m. today. I managed to wait until 5.

Mimosas were invented so that we can drink early in the morning with class and style. After 11 am or so, Bloody Mary's are also completely socially acceptable. My husband and I mixed up the first pitcher around 8:00 am so we're having a very merry Christmas.

Hope everyone else is having a great day, too.