I read an interview recently about a celebrity stating that some baby names were chosen by taking the name of your first pet + the name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be:

W h i t e y Azteca

I can't even type it and keep a straight face – much less say it out loud, lol. W h i t e y, by the way, was my all white cat with blue eyes. I was original, huh? I think I was 4 or 5 when I had her – my first cat.

I'm laughing even harder because I had to edit W h i t e y.

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I thought this was how you determined your stripper name? /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Anyhoo, mine would be Muffy Cambria. That's pretty good. LOL!

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Oh no, this thread is hilarious, Bronz!!

Mine would be Nanuuk Clark.

We had a Siberian Husky that we called Nuuki for short, like "nookie". We still talk about her to this day (my parents had her befoer I was born and she was very protective of me), and when we say "Nuuki…." people always turn and look like "wha…?"

Nanuuk Clark sounds like a really boring name for a 105-year old librarian!