80. Have Faith in Jesus but Need Post-Rapture Pet Care? (1,904 Diggs)

Are you a Christian worried about what will become of your pet after the Rapture comes and your furry friend isn't allowed to ascend to Jesus's kingdom with you? Contact Eternal Earthbound Pets, which, for a fee of $110, will set you up with a confirmed, no-chance-of-being-saved atheist who will take care of your pet in the fiery hell that has become of the post-Rapture earth. The service guarantees maximum of between 18-24 hours from realization of the Rapture to animal rescue. After seeing this article, Asylum sat down with Eternal Earthbound Pets founder Bart Centre for an interview.

^^^ /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> People are so gullible!!

25. No Birthday Cake for Little Adolf Hitler (2,953)

Heath and Deborah Campbell were outraged when their local ShopRite refused to make a birthday cake with their 3-year-old son's full name on it. Catch being, the boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. The couple also has a daughter named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, leading us to believe Spuishee is probably correct when he quipped, "I bet they didn't order a chocolate cake."

^^^That's just sad. Not the poor kids fault, give him a dam birthday cake!

5. Lady, Your Husband Is a Sick ... DUDE WTF?!? (5,902 Diggs)

Worried that a former boyfriend had downloaded child porn onto her computer, Michelle Owens handed the laptop over to police and asked them to search it for illegal images. BIG MISTAKE, as Owens had clearly forgotten that the most incriminating images they would find were two videos of her having sex with a beagle. Even after she was arrested for bestiality, Owens declined to waive the consent she had given cops to search her laptop, still hoping they'd find evidence to bust her ex for something even more heinous. The sordid tale had Reddem0n thinking about his own sex life: "Dogs get more poon than I do. How sad."

^^^ She got what she deserved!

I gotta agree, everything you said is perfect!

Are you a Christian worried about what will become of your pet after the Rapture comes and your furry friend isn't allowed to ascend to Jesus's kingdom with you? Contact Eternal Earthbound Pets, which, for a fee of $110, will set you up with a confirmed, no-chance-of-being-saved atheist who will take care of your pet in the fiery hell that has become of the post-Rapture earth. The service guarantees maximum of between 18-24 hours from realization of the Rapture to animal rescue. After seeing this article, Asylum sat down with Eternal Earthbound Pets founder Bart Centre for an interview.

^^^ /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> People are so gullible!!

25. No Birthday Cake for Little Adolf Hitler (2,953)

Heath and Deborah Campbell were outraged when their local ShopRite refused to make a birthday cake with their 3-year-old son's full name on it. Catch being, the boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. The couple also has a daughter named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, leading us to believe Spuishee is probably correct when he quipped, "I bet they didn't order a chocolate cake."

^^^That's just sad. Not the poor kids fault, give him a dam birthday cake!

5. Lady, Your Husband Is a Sick ... DUDE WTF?!? (5,902 Diggs)

Worried that a former boyfriend had downloaded child porn onto her computer, Michelle Owens handed the laptop over to police and asked them to search it for illegal images. BIG MISTAKE, as Owens had clearly forgotten that the most incriminating images they would find were two videos of her having sex with a beagle. Even after she was arrested for bestiality, Owens declined to waive the consent she had given cops to search her laptop, still hoping they'd find evidence to bust her ex for something even more heinous. The sordid tale had Reddem0n thinking about his own sex life: "Dogs get more poon than I do. How sad."

^^^ She got what she deserved!

I don't need no trouble with cops.

http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/...../the-100-w...in-2009-100-91/

it's an interesting read /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />