No, I'm not going to offer the bible, thank you. "Eye of the Storm" by James A. Forrest. Doggerel, followed by drivel, cliche, dead-metaphor, poor grammar and usage and a complete lack of understanding concerning literary devices. How this dreck was ever published is beyond me. Post up your worst.

but tell me, dawkins: how do you really feel about this work??? /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

I cant remember the titles of books I've read that sucked /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Oh, I know one…The Outsiders

I know, I know I'm probably the only person that feeels that way

but I HATED that book. I read it a few years back because they

study that book in 8th grade. I remember laying on the couch

reading it, wishing it would end soon, and moaning quite loudly

"will this thing ever end" and my son Nick laughing at me that

I had to read a book I hated haha.

Other then that the only other torturous reading I remember

doing was actually part of my favorite book; Wicked.

The beginning of that book was probably THE most torturous

thing I ever had to read. But I paid a lot of money for that

book so I forced myself to keep going, and boy am I glad I

did. Once Elphaba went off to college the book became amazing

and turned into my favorite book of all time /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> . I just wish the

beginning wasnt so awful.

oh, and i can get turned off a book because of the stupidest little "error"

nick still loves to joke with me about the time i was reading a book, it

was a good book, and then in one part the truck makes a quick, sharp

left turn and the passenger slides into the driver. /huh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> , she would

have slid into the door, not the driver. ruined the rest of the book for

me /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> (sadly i'm being serious /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> )

WHAT! The Outsiders is a classic! S.E. Hinton rocked. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

maybe i would have felt different if i had read it first as a teen.

reading it fresh as an adult, i just couldnt stand it. and i didnt

know at the time, but i kept saying to myself "this was written

by a woman". I could just tell.

like i said, i know i'm unusual in this. the english teacher

use to always have a lot of fun every year when it was

time to do The Outsiders. telling the kids how it's Mrs D's

favorite book and stuff like that haha

Not that it's bad fiction I'm sure, but I have tried about five times to read 'The Great Gatsby' and I have never made it through the first chapter.

I always seem to fall into a daydream or my mind wanders while trying to read that book and I don't know why that is.

I've read the twilight series… my IQ dropped a good 10 points and have never been so insulted as a woman in my entire life! I twitch whenever someone tells me how much they love it. GAH The chick who wrote it is on the top of my "People I would walk up and slap if i ever saw in public" list.