I heart huckabees.

I like deep movies, but I got the impression that the director sawed open my skull and took a zen-like crap in my cranial cavity.

second place?

perhaps Exorcist: the Beginning

I'd have to second this one….I only made it through about 15 minutes and I'd had enough of being punked***. The only GOOD thing to come out of that movie was Lily Tomlin's tantrum at the director! IMHO the best behind the scenes meltdown to ever get leaked to the public. This actually predates the Christian Bale Chernobyl like meltdown on the set of Terminator Salvation. If you can find either I highly recommend them!!!

***Talking about being Punked, did anyone happen to catch Yoko Ono & Sean Lennon's performance as the "new" plastic ono band on Jimmy Fallon's show a few weeks back? Is it possible that John Lennon was punking the American public by subjecting us to her music. Her singing is vaguely reminescent of throwing a chicken and a cat into a wood chipper and that's being KIND.

The dumbest and most boring movie I ever saw was "Open Water."

An entire movie of 2 people floating in the ocean was ridiculous.

And then came Open Water 2! I made it through 5 minutes before turning it off and watching hockey.

That could almost be the premise of Open Water 3: An Inconvenient Truth (starring Al Gore, Shabba Do, Cam Neely, Steve Gonsalvez and Brian Griffin as the little polar bear who might)….a bunch of hockey players playing on an iceberg, but oh noes….global warming has melted their iceberg and now they're floating along, singing a Marvin Gaye medley of Heard it through the Grapevine>Mercy, Mercy me> sexual healing (what the hell).

I've seen some pretty stupid Porn movies,

I mean there was no plot what so ever /dry.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

and dont even get me started on the acting…

I know what you mean,

I need a good plot for my porn /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

i know, i need to understand why there

is a cop, a fireman and a cowboy at

that busty blonde's house

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/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Id just like to say that the movies for men channel is NOT a porn channel however it may sound /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Oh, I didnt think it was, then you would have liked them /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

I never understood why the pizza guy looks like that

when I order pizza my delivery guy is fat or a pimply kid

& why is the blonde always wearing lingerie

what do you mean?

i always wear lingerie when i order pizza,

i thought everyone did /unsure.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />