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On last night's Waverly Hills radio show, our friend Andy (Ouroburous2K2) revealed that he occasionally keeps his wife in a drawer. After that he revealed many other startling details like the fact that he often experiences equipment failure and that sometimes balls don't roll around, but rather just lie there on the ground.
Now we have a new game called, "If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer." It's essentially our own immature version of "that's what she said."
So for instance, you can say, "If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he wouldn't experience equipment failure."
or
If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he wouldn't need to use an inductive probe.
You get the idea. What wouldn't happen to Andy if he didn't keep his wife in a drawer?
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On last night's Waverly Hills radio show, our friend Andy (Ouroburous2K2) revealed that he occasionally keeps his wife in a drawer. After that he revealed many other startling details like the fact that he often experiences equipment failure and that sometimes balls don't roll around, but rather just lie there on the ground.
Now we have a new game called, "If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer." It's essentially our own immature version of "that's what she said."
So for instance, you can say, "If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he wouldn't experience equipment failure."
or
If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he wouldn't need to use an inductive probe.
You get the idea. What wouldn't happen to Andy if he didn't keep his wife in a drawer?
If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he wouldn't have to do an EVP session to ask her if his shirt and tie matched.
If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer, he'd realize that those chilly silences weren't because he'd forgotten her birthday.
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I should clarify I suppose that the drawer was completely her idea /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />
she was all "C'mon, put me in the drawer"
I was like "Nawwww"
she was like "C'mon, pleeeeeze?"
I was like " *sigh* ok…"
exactly how it went down, promise /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />
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Ya know…I wasn't present for this conversation verbatim. But it seems like I heard it paraphrased in later clatches around the ashtray.
If Andy didn't keep his wife in a drawer…he wouldn't have a clue where his socks are. But I suppose that goes for all men.
And Karen, as an aside: Wade and I can assure you that balls do INDEED roll around on the floor at Waverly Hills. On the fourth floor anyway…
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I should clarify I suppose that the drawer was completely her idea
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she was all "C'mon, put me in the drawer"
I was like "Nawwww"
she was like "C'mon, pleeeeeze?"
I was like " *sigh* ok…"
exactly how it went down, promise
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That's what she said.
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