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Grant My Wish
July 9, 2011
11:29 am PDT
wrightghost
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Granted – but it was cold before Global Warming … it is now global warm beer.

I wish the "we did not go to the moon Apollo conspiracy" would DIE and people would wise up.

Granted….but the only think you will be able to think about, for the next ten years, will be the JFK assasination theory.

I wish people would stop texting while driving.

July 10, 2011
1:12 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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Granted….but the only think you will be able to think about, for the next ten years, will be the JFK assasination theory.

I wish people would stop texting while driving.

Granted, but now they'll start skyping instead…

I wish GM would bring back the Saturn

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SirusXm


July 10, 2011
2:00 pm PDT
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Granted, but now they'll start skyping instead…

I wish GM would bring back the Saturn

Granted…but there will only be 1 model and it will resemble the old AMC Pacer….. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Laugh' />

I wish for a trip to London.

July 11, 2011
6:31 pm PDT
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granted, but you have to row there in a 5 foot canoe with only one oar….

i wish for a restful night sleep to consist of 8 solid hours of deep sleep…

July 11, 2011
10:41 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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granted, but you have to row there in a 5 foot canoe with only one oar….

i wish for a restful night sleep to consist of 8 solid hours of deep sleep…

granted but it's in a coffin full of nightcrawlers (the worm not the xman)

I wish for my new satellite radio rcvr to work properly in my car….(bastages)

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SirusXm


July 12, 2011
12:55 pm PDT
wrightghost
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granted but it's in a coffin full of nightcrawlers (the worm not the xman)

I wish for my new satellite radio rcvr to work properly in my car….(bastages)

Granted….but it will only pick up one station……spoken in Russian….from a Russian Orthodox Church.

I wish for a perfect summer day.

July 12, 2011
1:10 pm PDT
Gene Melvin
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granted, but the perfect summer day is on the opposite side of the globe…where you are not!

I wish for a day off to go fishing….

July 13, 2011
1:52 am PDT
BornAware
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Granted, but the only fish that are biting are minnows.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
July 13, 2011
12:23 pm PDT
wrightghost
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Granted, but the only fish that are biting are minnows.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Granted…….but it will be a photo of one on a 12 foot billboard.

I wish I could pilot a plane.

July 14, 2011
9:50 pm PDT
BornAware
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Granted, but it's made out of paper.

I wish I was a giant.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
July 15, 2011
9:17 pm PDT
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Granted, but it's made out of paper.

I wish I was a giant.

Granted, but it's only in your own mind.

I wish I was Josh Gates.

July 18, 2011
3:30 am PDT
BornAware
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Granted, but you're only half as cool.

I wish I had a pumpkin.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
July 18, 2011
12:15 pm PDT
wrightghost
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Granted, but you're only half as cool.

I wish I had a pumpkin.

Granted….but it's made out of concrete…

I wish I had blue eyes.

July 18, 2011
7:21 pm PDT
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Granted….but it's made out of concrete…

I wish I had blue eyes.

Granted, but you will look like Igor.

I wish I was back on vacation!

July 18, 2011
8:45 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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Granted, but you will look like Igor.

I wish I was back on vacation!

Granted but you are directly on the equator

I wish they would bring the troops back already.

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SirusXm


September 1, 2011
2:22 am PDT
BornAware
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Granted but you are directly on the equator

I wish they would bring the troops back already.

Granted, but then they start sending civilians over instead.

I wish people weren't such jerks.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
September 1, 2011
3:24 pm PDT
norcalmonkey
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Granted, but then they start sending civilians over instead.

I wish people weren't such jerks.

Granted but they'd all have annoying laughs….

I wish I'd get a raise.

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SirusXm


September 1, 2011
8:53 pm PDT
BornAware
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Granted, but your raise is paid in macaroni noodles.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
September 1, 2011
11:07 pm PDT
ediaz65
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Granted. But you get an abscess instead.

I wish for a calico cat

Eh, I got nothin'
September 2, 2011
12:27 am PDT
BornAware
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Granted, but it has three heads.

I wish I had a pizza.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.



John Lennon





That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.



B. Carmon Hardy
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