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June 28, 2011
2:43 pm PDT

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Granted, but there's a bomb attached to it and you have to keep it above 50 to keep it from exploding- oh, and Keanu Reeves is too busy being sad to come save you.

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted – but it was open season for Unicorn Horns for aphrodisiac.

I wish for people to be become wise and intelligent.

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June 28, 2011
3:45 pm PDT

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Granted – but it was open season for Unicorn Horns for aphrodisiac.

I wish for people to be become wise and intelligent.

Granted….but you have to teach Jason & Grant how to be both…….good luck… /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

I wish for a magic wand.

June 28, 2011
4:35 pm PDT

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Granted, but the only magic it preforms is making snakes and spiders.

I wish I had a sailboat.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

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June 28, 2011
7:16 pm PDT

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Granted, but the only magic it preforms is making snakes and spiders.

I wish I had a sailboat.

Granted, but the sails are made out of swiss cheese

I wish for more wishes

June 28, 2011
7:48 pm PDT

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Granted, but the sails are made out of swiss cheese

I wish for more wishes

Granted … but …… they only work for removing warts.

I wish to swim with dolphins…

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June 28, 2011
9:49 pm PDT

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Granted, but you have to swim through 1,000 sharks to get to them.

I wish I could pitch the perfect baseball game.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

B. Carmon Hardy

June 29, 2011
12:10 am PDT

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Granted, but you have to swim through 1,000 sharks to get to them.

I wish I could pitch the perfect baseball game.

Granted .. it was with a T-Ball team.

I wish for … nothing …

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If you want me to take you seriously, then give me something serious to take.

June 29, 2011
1:11 am PDT

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Granted, but then the nothingness spreads and engulfs the whole world.

I wish for a perfect mind.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

B. Carmon Hardy

June 29, 2011
2:40 am PDT

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Granted, but then the nothingness spreads and engulfs the whole world.

I wish for a perfect mind.

Granted – but pefection only lasts for a few seconds .. and then dies, because it cannot exist in a non-perfect world.

I wish that people would except themselves for who they are today, knowing tomorrow is a new day.

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June 29, 2011
3:34 am PDT

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Granted – but pefection only lasts for a few seconds .. and then dies, because it cannot exist in a non-perfect world.

I wish that people would except themselves for who they are today, knowing tomorrow is a new day.

Granted, but it's December 21, 2012, and tomorrow never comes!

I wish for more Pepsi.

June 29, 2011
11:58 am PDT

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Granted, but it's December 21, 2012, and tomorrow never comes!

I wish for more Pepsi.

Granted……..but your Pepsi can will only open if you vow to never drink Pepsi again…….

I wish for a rainbow.

June 29, 2011
1:27 pm PDT

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Granted, but all of your clothes turn rainbow too.

I wish I never had to do dishes again.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

B. Carmon Hardy

June 29, 2011
2:24 pm PDT

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Granted, but all of your clothes turn rainbow too.

I wish I never had to do dishes again.

Granted……but your dog will lick all your dishes clean.

I wish for a new car.

June 29, 2011
3:22 pm PDT

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Granted……but your dog will lick all your dishes clean.

I wish for a new car.

Granted….but it's a "new to you car" AND it's a Ford Pinto

I wish for a new Austin Powers movie

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June 29, 2011
3:28 pm PDT

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Granted….but it's a "new to you car" AND it's a Ford Pinto

I wish for a new Austin Powers movie

Granted, but you turn into Mini-Me and the screen to watch it on is 1"X1" with a battery life of 1 minute and recharge of 4 hours.

I wish for Mounds Candy Bar.

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June 29, 2011
4:12 pm PDT

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Granted, but you turn into Mini-Me and the screen to watch it on is 1"X1" with a battery life of 1 minute and recharge of 4 hours.

I wish for Mounds Candy Bar.

Granted….but that ain't chocolate

I wish people would shut off their cellphones at the movies

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June 29, 2011
5:14 pm PDT

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Granted, but they all use bullhorns to talk instead.

I wish for a nap.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

B. Carmon Hardy

June 29, 2011
6:08 pm PDT

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Granted, but they all use bullhorns to talk instead.

I wish for a nap.

Granted -> But the nap happens between 12:00 to 12:01 then the fog horn in your room sounds every minute till 9 PM.

I wish for common sense to return and not be so un-common.

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June 30, 2011
3:20 am PDT

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Granted, but all of the world looses intelligence in the process.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try.

John Lennon

That which is unchallenged and exercised as habit rapidly becomes ritual.

When this occurs, dissent becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment.

B. Carmon Hardy

June 30, 2011
2:54 pm PDT

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Granted, but all of the world looses intelligence in the process.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted, one Ex Lax bar coming right up

I wish they'd make Yeungling beer available on the west coast

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