…faith in humanity in Hollywood and it's moral ambiguity but it just would never fill the void left…..

behind now that Lindsay's charm bracelet went off due to alcohol consumption.

Now who is going to………..

…spread social disease and good feelings to all who come into contact w/her? Who will step up and be counted on to….

…fry the chicken when the gang comes for dinner to celebrate…

to serve up some chitlins and eyeball fricassee, southern style, but during the tasty feast……..

a meteor glowing with green crystals collided with her face which in turn…

…began the long anticipated zombie apocalypse,beginning with the food network's various hosts ….

……………,notably, Wolfgang Puck. Who proceeded to tell everyone that

Duck Le Orange is actually an aphrodisiac that will replace……………

….green m&ms and oysters but first must be marinated w/brains. Duff Goldman and the Barefoot Contessa weighed in at over 300lbs but also mentioned that they felt that braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainssssss…..

….should really be poached gently in white wine and served with mushrooms. Duff, of course, being the blowing-up sort of techno head that he is, suggested that the pot of poaching brains should be wired with electrodes and lights, when Bobby Flay interrupted him and said….

…you need to add some Cajun seasoning and who better to kick it up a notch then Emeril LeGasse who thought a nice healthy BAM!!! of…

cayenne pepper just might do the trick. But, with Emeril's obsessive compulsive disorder, he said "BAM" so many times that……..

…Bob Villa and Norm Abrams thought a construction project was going on and stopped by to see the progress from the DIY channel and wound up…..

on the new Food Network show called Cupcake Wars. As Norm was icing Bob's red velvet cupcake, which was shaped like an old windsor chair, he got a little carried away and started to ice…