dentures, contacts, hearing aid and toupee…..since the winner of the slap-fest was not Grant.

Steve saw the trouble and started to cry because……….

…the spider airline pilots were mocking him and his band….

………….because they had just played a song they wrote for Tango. It wasn't so much that it was a

bad tune it was just the lyrics started getting weird after the 20th " I Love You Tango!" So

Steve gave Tango $20.00 to crawl under a………………………………………….

…..horse with no name that had a reputation for stomping people like grapes….

…………………………..for no reason. The "No Name" horse didn't shirk

his responsibility to, immediately, stomp a king sized mud hole in Tangos………………………. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

…"emergency exit" and then promptly bit Steve in a…..

…………………..way that would have made JAWS envious. After a glass of tea to wash down the Steve

snack No Name proceeded to………………………………

….have to pee like a, well you know, and was having a hard time digging the Tango mud out of it's shoes. So it began looking for blacksmith so that in addition to new shoes it could get outfitted with….

……….one of those Spiffy new bits, that hinge in the middle, and allow a more

crushing bite to be delivered to random wanna be celebrities. After a brief repast,

of oats and some fresh hay, " Horse with no Name" decided he should channel his old friend

Secretariat and ask his advice on whether he should……………………………………………….

…taking the PEDs Barry Bonds offered him, but decided advice froma dead horse and a horse's @$$ could be…

………a bad way to embark upon a lifetime of the straight and unenhanced. After careful deliberation

"No Name" decided to just go the HGH route and start smuggling the precious liquid via Canada. The

irony that this would make him a mule instead of a horse was short lived when he was…………………..

…stricken w/Herpes simplex 400. He wasn't sure whether it was Paris or Lindsay that had given it to him, but at this point it didn't matter so much as….

…………………the "Giant" cold sores that covered, both, his upper and lower lips.

Nibbling oats would never be the same again. The bright side was that his stock in

Campo-Phenique would be……………………………………….

…skyrocketing now that the two loosest gooses in hollywood were sharing the gift that just keeps and all the beaus they'd…..

……………..get to know on their plummets into infomercial schilling stardom. Of all the nights to do shots of Jager

from starlet belly buttons "No Name" chose……………………………

…no talent hack night w/a side order of social disease, he just couldn't believe his dumb luck. It was at he was at his lowest point when he discovered Kristen Stewart and her previously unknown gift for….

………… guessing the amount of toothpicks in a large pickle jar. This uncanny display of

"Rain Man" aptitude left him……………………………

…speechless but he quickly recovered when he scored her publicist's number and a promise for a ….