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June 1, 2010
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… Found he was taking a bath with a drag-queen, being the quick thinker that he is George …….

he phoned his good friend Mickey Rourke to ask him…………

June 1, 2010
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he phoned his good friend Mickey Rourke to ask him…………

the name of the plastic surgeon who did his work so he could avoid him and get someone who…

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June 2, 2010
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the name of the plastic surgeon who did his work so he could avoid him and get someone who…

could make him look like Kenny Rogers, or The Joker from Batman.

When he let his fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages, he saw an ad for……….

June 2, 2010
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could make him look like Kenny Rogers, or The Joker from Batman.

When he let his fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages, he saw an ad for……….

…………………………….Cantonese Pizza and decided he was hungry. After calling Cecille B. DeMille for a lunch date he realized that………………………………….

June 2, 2010
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…………………………….Cantonese Pizza and decided he was hungry. After calling Cecille B. DeMille for a lunch date he realized that………………………………….

poor old Cecil died in 1959. "OMG, now who can I have lunch with?"

Suddenly a car stopped in front of him and out popped…………

June 3, 2010
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poor old Cecil died in 1959. "OMG, now who can I have lunch with?"

Suddenly a car stopped in front of him and out popped…………

……Cruella DeVille of 101 Dalmation fame. She asked George if he'd ever heard of the hair club for men?

Then she proceeded to tell him she wasn't just a member but she liked it so much that she……………………

June 3, 2010
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……Cruella DeVille of 101 Dalmation fame. She asked George if he'd ever heard of the hair club for men?

Then she proceeded to tell him she wasn't just a member but she liked it so much that she……………………

bought the rights to the company so she can donate her hair from her Brazilian waxes.

She called Jason Hawes to offer him…….

June 3, 2010
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bought the rights to the company so she can donate her hair from her Brazilian waxes.

She called Jason Hawes to offer him…….

……… a gig schilling her new product line called "Ghost Hair." Jason of course refused

because he still has plenty of ear growth he may one day comb over. Mr. Hawes

did however suggest that……………………………

June 4, 2010
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……… a gig schilling her new product line called "Ghost Hair." Jason of course refused

because he still has plenty of ear growth he may one day comb over. Mr. Hawes

did however suggest that……………………………

she contact Lorraine Warren to join her team, since Lorraine's abundance of hair is on the back of her head, behind that huge bow, not on top of her head. To her surprise, Lorraine agreed, but first demanded…………

June 4, 2010
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she contact Lorraine Warren to join her team, since Lorraine's abundance of hair is on the back of her head, behind that huge bow, not on top of her head. To her surprise, Lorraine agreed, but first demanded…………

………….that Lorraine Newman, of Saturday Night Live fame, be brought on board. Also since she likes the name Lorraine

and she has been to………………………………………….

June 4, 2010
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………….that Lorraine Newman, of Saturday Night Live fame, be brought on board. Also since she likes the name Lorraine

and she has been to………………………………………….

Amityville also, trying to make money off of spooks that don't exist there, but together they can…………

June 4, 2010
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…make the world a safer place for scam artists who….

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June 4, 2010
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…make the world a safer place for scam artists who….

…….play that three card game in Time Square. Everyone knows that misdirection and slight of hand will only

make you popular at a Junior prom and on the show………………….

June 4, 2010
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…….play that three card game in Time Square. Everyone knows that misdirection and slight of hand will only

make you popular at a Junior prom and on the show………………….

Ghost Hunters. Take it from the masters, Jason and Grant who………….

June 4, 2010
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Ghost Hunters. Take it from the masters, Jason and Grant who………….

…………..would only know of this because of the massive amount of study concerning

Harry Houdini and his …………………………..

June 4, 2010
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…………..would only know of this because of the massive amount of study concerning

Harry Houdini and his …………………………..

love for the macabre. Little did Jason know that………….

June 5, 2010
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love for the macabre. Little did Jason know that………….

……………………..Grant had been developing his channeling abilities.

Lately he'd been having lengthy conversations with…………………………….

June 5, 2010
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……………………..Grant had been developing his channeling abilities.

Lately he'd been having lengthy conversations with…………………………….

Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Priestess. Grant is trying to cast a spell…….

June 5, 2010
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Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Priestess. Grant is trying to cast a spell…….

………………………….that would enable all TAPS members to remember the periodic table

and recite it from memory. His diabolical plan included a run at a Nobel Prize for……………………………….

June 5, 2010
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………………………….that would enable all TAPS members to remember the periodic table

and recite it from memory. His diabolical plan included a run at a Nobel Prize for……………………………….

Literature…..since he was the genius that stopped Jason from saying "Grant and Me".

Needless to say……….

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