…Chop suey at the local tea pub. It was a …

………sure fire way to make sure the llions got plenty of exercise. It also

provided hours of……………………………

viewing pleasure for those sitting higher up on the balconies overlooking….

……..the Lions makeshift human mosh pit. What the show lacked in originality it more

than made up for with its…………………………

…………..to replace the faltering Broadway run of the show Cats.

However the gore factor was judged to be to much by……………………..

Quentin Tarantino's standards so they brought in George Romero to add a more artful touch to the ….

……..snapping and crushing sound generally attributed to the masceration of flesh and bone.

After a brief respite George decided to hire a trapeze artist to………………

…Add some class to the act. but the artist he hires tragically…

………………………….loses her leg when the swing drooped to far into the Lion pit.

A quick thinking clown saved her life by cauterizing the wound with an………….

flaming hoop swiped from the aebestos hula hoop exhibition that had just….

……..closed the night before at Carnegie Hall. In all of the

excitement no one remebered to call the……………

liqour store for a bag of ice to store the leg in until they could get Dr. Bones McCoy to rise from the dead and ….

remind everyone that he's a doctor, not a bricklayer.

Bones and Spock take the leg and………..

…………………prepare it Vulcan style for the Feast of Elkna. A little

known, and seldom seen, canabalistic ritual still observed by the Vulcan

hierarchy. Dr. McCoys belching and general lack of table manners annoyed…………………

The lions, who quickly formed together to….