becoming a big star like them thar boys in that movie Deliverance. I wanna be just like……..

…………………Jon Voight ! He didn't get excited when they made that pudgy feller

squeal like a ………………………….. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

……………roadies from Deep Purple. Only Winston Churchill could make sacrafice sound noble

and as a member of the Hollywood "in crowd" Angelinas brother swore he'd never………………

suck the pimentos out of the olives again, because when does that, he………

…channels Rodney Dangerfield, w/out the talent and…..

the respect, but still has the buggy eyes.

He slowly grabs the mike and says……..

…………….I will be performing nude this evening as a form of protest.

The recent immigration laws in Arizona have stripped us of ……………….

our ability to cross the border illegally, to sell drugs and have shoot-outs.

Thanks to the welfare system, we will still be able……….

To eat better then most Americans who actually pay into the system, but that's okay…

…One day the dream of Canamerico will come true. Those silly politicians…

always fall into our traps.

That's why we want to build a super highway from Mexico to Canada, so we can……..

smuggled drugs and terrorists around unimpeded that way….

…Would not make one bead of sweat think of appearing on my brow. Why I remember once my Grandma made…

………knee high stockings were very stylish. So when he passed

out, from drinking her moonshine, I put a …………………

…thigh high lady's dress on while applying lipstick and went to…

…the Gainesville zoo to see if I could fool the chimpanzees into believing I was

actually Martha Stewart. Afterwards I had tea with an interesting lady who's job

it was to feed the lions using a…………………………….