It is entirely possible replied Brad ,however, I have arranged to have your Billy Bob blood necklace

turned into a tether that will also serve as……….

"a kite string for those windy days. The kids and I can play kite wars with Mommy. How fun would that be?" Angelina pouted her trademark pout and said, "You know, my Daddy used to do that. I didn't like it, well except for the time when….."

……..when my brother had the tattoo of a kite done on my inner eyelids while I was sleeping.

I always asked him why he………………………….

had the kite tail tattooed on the left side of my nose?

He just giggled and said, "Remember when you kissed me and you…

"…missed my mouth but frenched my nose?" Angelina made a moue of distaste and said, "Yes I remember that. That's when you had a cold. Why didn't you take your medicines? You remember what your doctor said, don't you? He said….."

an apple a day may keep your sister away! But refried beans will keep everyone away. Angelina's brother was so shocked that he

…immediately swallowed 3 Gas-X tablets and trashed his new designer enema equipment.

Later he would ask the garbage man, behind his apartment, if he could……………..

dumpster dive to retrieve his equipment, since he is addicted to his enema bag.

He realizes that he can't……….

seek help for his fetish.

Alas, he thought, I can get help from………

Lindsay Lohan. "She's a bottomless well of wellness, isn't she", he thought. But then he remembered the time that he met Lohan in a……."

drug and alcohol rehab center. Obviously, repeated stays at the center has not help Lohan, but for a short time………

they don't have family rates.

So, I'll just go……….

learn to play "duelling banjos", start chewing tobacco and making moonshine, because gosh darn, my family tree is a stump, but that won't stop me from….