…attempting to take the jobs of regular American jumping beans in Arizona….

……………..and Texas. Sherrif Joe was flown in from Arizona

in hopes of training the Texas authorities in the proper way to……………………………………

administer the pink jumpsuits and flip-flops the prisoners must wear. Behind Sheriff Brown's back, one of the beans jumped into………

…the rastafarians dreads and kept jumping till …

they were so high, they thought they would be able to jump over the new fence along the border, but Sheriff Joe Brown………..

…had deputized not only Roscoe P. Coltrane, but also Maxwell Smart to help him….

round up his dog "Flash" who had just stolen the "General Lee", which was full of……………

….meth, moonshine and broken network promises of spin off shows…..

that ended up going to the guys in Vegas for "Pawn Stars", when "Flash" actually thought the name was going to be "Paw Stars".

Flash went to drown his sorrows in a sleazy flea bag motel with……..

………………………….a distant cousin of the dead dog star Lassie.

Flash soon noticed that Lassies cousin had an unusually deep voice

and decided that……………………………..

it wasn't Lassie's cousin at all. It was non other than the famous fighting German Shepard, Rin Tin Tin.

After smelling out the meth that was stashed inside the truck of the "General Lee", Rin Tin Tin called…….

…………Lee Majors and Chuck Norris to deal with the outlaws. When the dust settled

6 Mill. and Walker both needed new walkers because of the intense……………………….

sunshine and dust. The dust was rusting the 6 mil. man's bionic parts and Walker's chrome dome was so sunburnt that his skin was……….

peeling so bad, it looked like the hood of a 1976 vega hatchback. Frantically they searched for lubricants because their joints were getting so stiff that they…….

…ordered some glucosamine from the infomercial that advertised buy one bottle and receive a free camel hair snuggie with electric….

bun warmers that not only toasted the buns but also…..

…crossed them with icing. Shortly thereafter, the bionic woman got some help from Joe Chin while setting up for the bake-sale which was raising money for…

new fighter jets, since the military budget cuts went so deep the government couldn't afford $80 hammers, $100 toilet seats and fighter jets, so…..