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If you ever find yourself alone at night by a wooded area, or even in your own back yard, beware, for gnome one can hear you screaming when they come for you!
That's right, those small red hated fellows that work for companies such as "travelosity" do exist!
Video proof of modern day gnomes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..JcFZifT2QI…feature=related
Is this the real face of Gnome- kind?
I personally believe this is in fact a real gnome due to the pointed hat, as it is known that all gnomes wear such hats.
According to the website <http://www.jodywallace.com/>, "While the unsuspecting human populace believes gnomes are statues, myths, ornaments--good spirits to guard one's garden or home--unfortunately this is not the case. It's true many statues you see are true statues, but a number are gnomes in disguise."
((Hope you enjoyed this- yes it is a joke))
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Actually, I happen to know a real-life gnome. Interesting creatures.
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I wish I could have found better research for this actually, I'm not apposed to the possible existence of fairy folk. (That is suppose to be a real video by the way- although I'm not too sure)
I've been trying to find out about gnomes lately for an up coming art project I'm working on, (Gnome village!). Does anyone know more about gnomes or why they have a silent 'g' in their names?
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If you ever find yourself alone at night by a wooded area, or even in your own back yard, beware, for gnome one can hear you screaming when they come for you!
That's right, those small red hated fellows that work for companies such as "travelosity" do exist!
Video proof of modern day gnomes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..JcFZifT2QI…feature=related
Is this the real face of Gnome- kind?
I personally believe this is in fact a real gnome due to the pointed hat, as it is known that all gnomes wear such hats.
According to the website <http://www.jodywallace.com/>, "While the unsuspecting human populace believes gnomes are statues, myths, ornaments--good spirits to guard one's garden or home--unfortunately this is not the case. It's true many statues you see are true statues, but a number are gnomes in disguise."
((Hope you enjoyed this- yes it is a joke))
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I heard they all moved up North to Alaska took over the
city council of a small city and dropped the G from the
cities name because it made it look to "gangsterish."
Gnomes are thugs! Everyone of them without exception.
A good Gnome is a plaster Gnome! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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I have it on good authority that Gnomes live behind
TVs and like to jump on beds. Oh, and they will sneak
out at night and tickle your feet when your sleeping.
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More like steal your TV and have been convicted
of fetish crimes concerning feet! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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that wasnt what I was told Jon…
my source is never wrong…oh wait, i just remembered who my source was…never mind /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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They're also the ones responsible for stealing the socks out of your drier- although they usually prefer the left sock they take either. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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Considering that I've been calling my ex-husband a gnome for years, I'm pretty sure they do exist. They just happen to be over six feet tall and get on my last nerve. /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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They're also the ones responsible for stealing the socks out of your drier- although they usually prefer the left sock they take either.
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Yeah, what's up with that? What are they doing with just one sock? I swear, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, lol
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As soon as I answered this thread, the Underpants Gnomes song popped into my head and won't get out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v….._MpZWzXQFU (sharing the link, so someone else can share my suffering, lol)
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lol wow I like this thread, and of course fairy folk are real!!!
Gnomes are actually classified (at least by some people) under that of elves as they are just a 'sect' of elves. I do not have the book with me were I got this from so I can't tell you much about them. But they are like most faeries, at least the true faeries of eurpoe, and are basically mischevious little bastards who will kill you if you mess with them and stuff like that. If you want to do a face to face interview I hear putting a four leaf clover in your hat makes you see them =) best of luck!
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lol wow I like this thread, and of course fairy folk are real!!!
Gnomes are actually classified (at least by some people) under that of elves as they are just a 'sect' of elves. I do not have the book with me were I got this from so I can't tell you much about them. But they are like most faeries, at least the true faeries of eurpoe, and are basically mischevious little bastards who will kill you if you mess with them and stuff like that. If you want to do a face to face interview I hear putting a four leaf clover in your hat makes you see them =) best of luck!
Really? I have never heard about the four leaf clover thing? I'll try that.
Oddly enough i have recently gathered a small collection of pressed four leaf clovers- turns out i have incredible luck at finding them. (Do you know anything else they are used for?)
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Really? I have never heard about the four leaf clover thing? I'll try that.
Oddly enough i have recently gathered a small collection of pressed four leaf clovers- turns out i have incredible luck at finding them. (Do you know anything else they are used for?)
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