Dear Editor,

I just finished that story detailing the connection with the Kecksburg UFO crash of 1965, and subsequent cover up, to the Nazi secret weapons program known only as "Die Glocke", or the Bell. Let me tell you, it was a pain in the proverbial ****, but it is done. I hope you and the readers enjoy it as I feel like a part of my soul died in the writing of it. I expect recompense in the form of sweet lovings and beer, from you, not the readers, and will commence forthwith the relaxing and laying about. I completed this article while working my usually grueling 8 hour work week, so a little feeding of the ego is recommended as well.

Now, I must go since the pizza you ordered is here. Thank you for providing nutrients for this weak body of mine. After all I have not eaten since lunch. With much respect and loving feelings. Your weary writer.

Sithy /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Now now Mr. Sithy, I think you might be looking at this in the wrong light. I think that a part of your soul has been expanded due to the great learning that took place as a result of this assignment.

I do thank you for your effort, my dear, and I'm sure the readers will find your blood, sweat, and tears evident in the final product.

**hands sithy a slice of Honolulu Hawaiian pizza!**

NOM NOM NOM … all better now right! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

/dry.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Yes…blood, sweat, and tears…and a little, tiny piece of my soul.

Goofpot!