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Funeral Notice
May 14, 2009
2:04 pm PDT
RyanNREMTP
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Funeral Notice

SAD NEWS…..

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a

yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still

was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

May 14, 2009
4:36 pm PDT
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Funeral Notice

SAD NEWS…..

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a

yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still

was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

****! I'll miss that little guy! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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May 14, 2009
10:25 pm PDT
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Funeral Notice

SAD NEWS…..

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a

yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still

was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

I'm glad to see that his family was able to rise to the occasion. /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

May 14, 2009
10:36 pm PDT
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I'm glad to see that his family was able to rise to the occasion. /rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

I heard that they left the funeral quickly Sithy. The family is not known to loaf around. /blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' />

Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.- Jim Bishop
May 24, 2009
3:36 am PDT
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Rumor has it he went out pretty baked.

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May 24, 2009
5:30 pm PDT
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Honestly guys – your puns are all so bad that I'm tempted to kill this thread – but I will not abuse my power that way.

May 24, 2009
10:28 pm PDT
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Honestly guys – your puns are all so bad that I'm tempted to kill this thread – but I will not abuse my power that way.

There's no knead to do that.

May 24, 2009
11:21 pm PDT
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We're only trying to get a rise out of you.

I fart, therefore I art.
May 26, 2009
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Honestly guys – your puns are all so bad that I'm tempted to kill this thread – but I will not abuse my power that way.

HAHAHAHA I thought you said "buns", but seriousily guys, this has gotten old and I have NO QUALMS about killing the thread! If I could remember how to do that of course, then it wouldn't be an empty threat…lol

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May 26, 2009
7:33 pm PDT
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We're only trying to get a rise out of you.

The family asks that you make a small donation in lieu of Flour.

May 27, 2009
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OMG, you guys are cracking me up! /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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May 27, 2009
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The family asks that you make a small donation in lieu of Flour.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.- Jim Bishop
May 27, 2009
11:13 pm PDT
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This just in! It is being reported that the Doughboy's sister, Sara Lee became inconsolable during the service. As she was lead out by family members, she was last heard saying "Rye, rye did he have to go so soon".

Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.- Jim Bishop
May 28, 2009
4:03 am PDT
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I think this whole story sounds a little half-baked!

May 28, 2009
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Yes but i hear the Yeastie Boys performed at the services!

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SirusXm


May 28, 2009
5:11 pm PDT
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Dough!

May 29, 2009
12:11 am PDT
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The breadbasket of this great nation weeps at the news of his passing.

I fart, therefore I art.
June 2, 2009
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I hear the widow was all "dough" eyed…

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SirusXm


June 5, 2009
8:21 pm PDT
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pillsbury lost their bread-and-butter—-don't cry over spilled yeast

June 5, 2009
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**giggles**

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